A man walks into Frederick's of Hollywood to purchase some sheer

lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range

from $250 to $500 in price, the sheerer, the higher the price. He opted

for the sheerest item, pays the $500 and takes the lingerie home.

 

 

He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on

and model it for him. Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's

so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, do the

modeling naked, return it tomorrow and keep the $500 refund for myself."

 

So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.

 

 

The husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think that for $500, they'd at least iron it!

Umm, how would she know how much it was?

um, I don't make 'em up. I just copy and paste.