1.If your album collection is composed of tapes full of songs you recorded off the radio, you're ghetto.

 

2.If you wear the same suit to church every Sunday, but play it off by switching ties, you ghetto.

 

3. If you have a tatoo of your own name on your body, you're ghetto.

 

4. If you were not aware the word "ghetto" has an "h" in it, you're ghetto.

 

5. If all of your towels have a hotel's name on them, you are ghetto.

 

6. If your idea of heating the house is leaving the oven on, you're ghetto.

 

7. If you still play Atari, you're ghetto.

 

8. If you think barbecue is spelled: bar-b-q, you're ghetto.

 

9. If you have more gold teeth than original ones, you're ghetto.

 

10. If you grow dread locks, accidentally, you're ghetto.

 

11.If you think it's cute that your kids can't read or spell at the age of 6, you're ghetto.

 

12. If you sleep (or have slept) in the same bed with siblings, you ghetto.

 

13. If you or your mother goes to the store with rollers in her hair, you're ghetto.

 

14. If you own more VCR's than TV's, your ghetto (it's okay to get rid of them once they break).

 

15. If you put more sugar in your kool-aid than water, you're ghetto. ONLY WAY TO MAKE IT lol

 

16. If you buy all of your appliances from "that guy around the corner," you ghetto (and an accomplice).

 

17.If you can run the block barefoot, you're a special ghetto.

 

18.If you have Netscape on an old Commadore 64, you're ghetto (and probably don't know it).

 

19. If you brag about how many times you've been shot, you're ghetto.

 

20. If you have an airbrushed shirt with "RIP BOO MAN" on it, you're ghetto.

 

21. If you have sex doggie-style so you don't mess up your hair, you're ghetto. haha

 

22.If you and your spouse won't get married because it would interfere with your government check, you're ghetto.

 

23. If you get jumped for wearing the wrong colors in your hood, you're ghetto.

 

24. If you wear shorts with jogging pants under them, you're ghetto.

 

25. If you hold up ward or gang signs in pictures, you're ghetto.

 

26. If you answer to "psssssss," you're ghetto.

 

27. If you approach females with: "Say, boo...what yo' name is?" you ghetto.

 

28. If you have a weight bench in your back yard, you're ghetto.

 

29. If you're ridin' and you ask the guy in the car next to you to "turn it up," you're ghetto.

 

30. If your grandma has the highest income in the family, you're ghetto.

19......50 is reeeaaallly getto

26..i didnt knoe i was getto

28 is not true.

2.If you wear the same suit to church every Sunday, but play it off by switching ties, you ghetto.

 

 

 

:o

Too funny~!

 

I'm mo getto than I no.

I like #20.

I thought #14 was funny.

31. You know you're ghetto when you can't spell "you're" properly.

#5 reminds me of grandpa. how he got hired to work at more than one hotel still baffles me.