chefbob Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub...She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. "Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," he replied. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?" "Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say. "Tell him," she whispered, "there's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beinfest4Prez Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 Classic. :lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodge Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 Lovely :lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Passion Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 Pwned. Nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
floridafan13 Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 :lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarlinsChik305 Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 nice one!! :arms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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