Vin Diesel facts

 

Vin Diesel is responsible for the maiming deaths of at least three Muppets on Sesame Street, after being asked what he'd do for a Klondike bar.

I've seen something like this once before only i think it was Steven Segal, it is hilarious.

Every friday at midnight he tapes cheese graters to his forarms and pretends that he's Master Shreder. He then proceeds to play "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" in his front yard until dawn.

Vin Diesel likes the taste of c**k. He says it reminds him of Vietnam.

Vin Diesel can fit two rolls of quarters in his foreskin. He discovered this on a fishing trip with the late Charles De Gaul.

CapeFish?

no

way

 

:spam

Fascinating.

I must agree.

Spam sucks.

I think

You should be

:ban ed