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A lady walked into a drug store and told the pharmacist she needed

some cyanide.


The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need



The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.


The pharmacist was shocked and said, "Lord have mercy, I can't give you

cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my

license, they'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things

will happen! Absolutely not, you can NOT have any cyanide!"


Then the lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her

husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.


The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied,

"Well now, you didn't tell me you had a prescription."

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