Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a

bench rings & a man engages the hands-free speaker- function &

begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

 

MAN: "Hello"

 

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

 

MAN: "Yes"

 

WOMAN: "I'm at the mall & found this beautiful leather coat. It's

only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

 

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

 

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership & saw the new 2005

models. I saw one I really liked."

 

MAN: "How much?"

 

WOMAN: "$65,000."

 

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

 

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, one more thing ...The house we wanted last

year is back on the market. They're asking 950,000."

 

MAN: "Well, then go ahead & give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."

 

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"

 

MAN: "Bye, I love you, too." The man hangs up.

 

The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.

Then he smiles asking: "Anyone know whose phone this is?"

That sucks for who evers phone that is!

LMAO :lol

NICE!

HAHA i would of kept the phone too