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No wonder kids turn to drinking

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These are ten suggestions on how to turn down an offer of alcohol given in some special segment in Nickelodeon Magazine from The Century Council:

 

1) I'm not a drinker, I'm a thinker!

2) I'm way too cool for that stuff!

3) No thanks, I'm allergic to alcohol.

4) I would like to live the rest of my 90 years, thank you.

5) Sorry, I need all my brain cells.

6) Thanks, but I'm on an alcohol-free diet.

7) I don't drink on days that end in "y".

8) Ah. . . to drink, or not to drink, that is the question. . . I'll take NOT.

9) I'm not a follower. I'm a leader, and I'm saying no!

10) I'm smarter than I look.

 

At the bottom, it says "By the way, all of these responses were made up by kids like you!" Wow, I think we all knew that "cool kid" from high school.

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