"Aristocrats" variation

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A man walks into a television executive?s office and says, ?have I got an act for you?. Exec says , ?what kind of act is it?

And the man says ?Well, it?s a religious act?

Agent says, ?ok, those are pretty popular right now, tell me what is is?

Guy says ? OK, guy walks out on stage wearing a religious collar, priest? Minister? we don?t know. Gets on his knees starts praying. Harps are heard, mist is pumped out onto the stage. Wafting quietly so the audience can barely hear it is a church organ, playing a solemn hymn. From the rafters, lowered slowly onto the stage is a man, a Latin man, Hispanic., whatever you want to say.

The reverend guy, once the Latino man has descended, pulls out a large ax.

?Wait, the guy says in Spanish accented English ? wait I never hurt you?

Priest lops off one of the guys arms

?AAAAARG AAAARG? the guy screams, ?but, but, but, I was democratically elected?

Minster guy lops off the other arm

Spurting copious amounts of blood, twirling in a circle, so he?s pretty much a whirling flesh wound lawn sprinkler, the guy cries out, ?But we?re the same religion!!?

With that the priest dude cuts off the guy?s head. Holds it up and then drop kicks it into the front row.

With that a Muslim man comes running in from off stage. He tries the opposite tack.

?I AM not of your religion? he says

The priest swings his ax, cuts the Muslim in half at the torso.

With his last words the Muslim says ,?But you are a man of God!?

With that the reverend decapitates the Muslim too, dribbles the head, slams dunk sit in a basketball hoop we barely noticed was set up on stage left.

At this indignity four elderly judges rush out onto the stage, trying to bring the sadistic priest to justice. Priest bows his head in prayer, and a huge prop bolt of lightening , which is actually a finely honed spear, pierces the three male judges right through their bellies. The revered picks up the spear and starts twirling it like they?re shish kabob. He places the javelin on a big spit over a fire that has been lit on a stage. The last judge, an elderly female, drops to her knees and begs the reverend?s mercy. He nods and a monty python-esque 50 ton weight falls on her. Crushed, her robe rides up a bit exposing her calves, the reverend goes over and, out of modesty, covers them up. By this point the three other judgess are done, and he slices them up and serves them to adoring members of the audience. They go wild, stuff his pockets with money and start tossing around their severed heads like beach balls at a rock concert.

The guy is out of breath in telling this story, and the TV exec is appalled. The exec says, ? that is the most horrible, mortifying, immoral spectacle I?ve ever heard of. WHAT Channel would POSSIBLY air such a thing.????

Guy says , ?The Christian Broadcasting Network?