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coroner's report

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Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with

very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the

police to tell them what has happened.

 

Coroner tells the Inspector: "First body: A

Frenchman, 72, died of heart failure while with his

mistress. Hence the enormous smile."

 

"Second body: Irishman, 25, won a thousand dollars on

the lottery,spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol

poisoning, hence the smile.

 

The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"

 

"Ah," says the coroner, "This is the most unusual

one. Danny Earl, a redneck from North Carolina, 30,

struck by lightning."

 

"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.

 

"Thought he was having his picture taken."

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