I know none of you probably give a rats smelly a** about the story that I'm about to tell but when you read it you'll see why I am stalling on going back to my room (I can't go back there people.....) So delete it w/o reading if you want but I'm gonna type away.....

 

So I get home this evening after a nice dinner and a few brews with some of the gurrrrls, however, I had no idea I would have a guest waiting for me in my room when I got home.

 

As soon as I walked in, there he was: Admin!! I hadn't seen Admin in my room in a looooooong time and tonight's visit was definitely a surprise. And I know what you're all asking yourselves this very minute..."Who the frick is Admin?" Well, the answer isn't so much WHO but more like WHAT.....

 

Picture Admin: he's got four legs, he's about 4 1/2 - 5 inches long, can climb/crawl on walls and fit through just about any crevice he finds, and of course HE IS GREEN. Yes my friends, Admin is a LIZARD. But not just any lizard, he's a T-REX mutha f***a!! This thing was huuuuuuuuge!! And oh, he's a temperamental little thing too. When I walked in my room the first thing I did was turn on my light. But oh no, God forbid I disturb Admin. As soon as the light came on, Admin ran behind my bed quicker than JLo can accept a proposal. So of course, Admin is now nowhere to be found!!

 

And while normally I am not afraid of lizards, I would have grabbed Admin (With a paper towel) and taken him outside back to Jurassic Park where he belongs. But noooooooo, I can't find the damn thing so now of course I live in fear.

 

"In fear Of what," you ask?

 

I fear that I will be fast asleep later this evening and Admin will try to creep up next to me in bed, as most males often TRY to, and while most have been unsuccessful, I am afraid Admin will crawl into my open mouth and build his own little communicty. What if he tries to kill me in my sleep?

 

 

And the clencher of this story, I managed to get out of my room without Admin suspecting anything, to type this email BUT I think Admin has a family and his son was looking for him b.c. just 5 minutes ago a baby lizard came crawling out from behind my computer and I swear I heard it cry "dddaaadddyyyyy" No joke!! So that one didn't get away...I took him outside and told him that if I saw him 'round these parts again he wouldn't get out alive the next time! MUAHAHAH MUAHAHAH MUAHAHHA...

 

 

But um...yeah...Admin is still lurking somewhere in the shadows of my room!

 

 

Oh well, I guess I have to face the music (or the reptiles) and deal with whatever is waiting me. But God help me if Admin comes near me.........

Bob enjoyed that more because of the name, Admin.

i almost cried with laughter after reading this. especially after reading "Bob Dole"'s response in the third person. this site gets weirder and weirder, which suits me perfectly.

did i mention it's 3:15 in the morning?