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An 80-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his

tests come back with normal results. The doctor

says, "George, everything looks great.

How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are

you at peace with God?"


George replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I

have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get up

in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom,

poof! the light goes on. When I'm done, poof! the

light goes off."


"Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says.


A little later in the day, the doctor calls George's



he says, "George is doing fine! But I had to call you

because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it

true that he gets up during the night and poof! the

light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done,


the light goes off?"


"Oh my God!" Ethel exclaims. "He's peeing in the

refrigerator again!"

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