MrAndMrsFish Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 Little Johnny at Etiquette Class During a good manners and etiquette class, the teacher says to her students... "If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her? " Mike replies : Wait a minute, I'm going for a piss. The teacher says : That would be very rude and improper on your part. Not good at all, Mike. Freddie replied : I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet, I'll be back in a minute. The teacher says : That's much better but to mention the word "toilet" during a meal, is not proper. And, Little Johnny says: "My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go shake hands with a personal friend, whom, I hope, to be able to introduce to you after dinner. The teacher passed out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 :lol Little Johnny is the best! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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