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Three Kids In School

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Three kids are in school...

 

A white, a black, and a HISPANIC kid. The teacher tells them to make a sentence with the words liver and cheese.

 

White kid says: "My mom made me a liver and cheese sandwich and it was sooo good."

 

Black kid says: "My daddy told my momma to go get the Government cheese And she didn't, so my daddy punched her in the liver."

 

HISPANIC kid says: "Some kids were trying to look under my sister's dress and I told the cabrones, "Hey!!! liver alone, cheese my sister!"

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