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A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with the basics. "So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?" The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for half a minute before replying. "Um ... 22." The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice. "And can you tell us your height, please?" The young lady stands up and produces a measuring tape from her handbag. She then traps one end under her foot and extends the tape to the top of her head. She checks the measurement and announces, "Five foot two!" This isn't looking good so the interviewer goes for the real basics; something the she won't have to count, measure, or lookup. "Just to confirm for our records, your name please?" The blonde bobs her head from side to side for about fifteen seconds, mouthing something silently to herself, before replying, "Mandy!" The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so he asks, "What were you doing when I asked you your name?" "Oh, that!" replies the blonde," I was just running through that song, 'Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you...'."

She should of been in porn... anyway it looks real good

Who said the simpsons couldnt be real...... Click The Picture

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Three kids are in school... A white, a black, and a HISPANIC kid. The teacher tells them to make a sentence with the words liver and cheese. White kid says: "My mom made me a liver and cheese sandwich and it was sooo good." Black kid says: "My daddy told my momma to go get the Government cheese And she didn't, so my daddy punched her in the liver." HISPANIC kid says: "Some kids were trying to look under my sister's dress and I told the cabrones, "Hey!!! liver alone, cheese my sister!"

Que Rica!!!!!!!!!!!

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day the "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, we are very happy that you have passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family." And The Moral of the Story is: Always leave your condoms in the car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that was a good LOL!!!

i would be at a crossroad with beating my kids ass for weed... i would be hard on him because i smoke and i wouldnt be a hypocrit... but i would whoops my kids ass for other things...

For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it." The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Patrick told him; "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike!"

http://www.chiff.com/pop-culture/grammy-awards.htm well i am proud of the best american idol winner kelly clarkson winning the 2 categories that she was nominated in but i was very disappointed that eminem didnt win anything oh well there is next year... who were ya'll favs. to win

the movie looks like its going to be halarious... if you want a better trailer check this site out with sound http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/scarymovie4.html

Just A whole Lot of Great ASS!!!!!!!!!!!

its funny how noone disses the best batman well i atleast in my mind.... Michael Keaton is the best batman and batman 1 and batman returns were good movies... but i just cant put american psycho under the bat mask even if he did pull it off rather well.....

hey is anyone addicted to Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2006??? i aint a golfer or anything like that... but i cant seem to stop playing this game its awesome... Let me know what you all think I am talking about either ps2 or xbox