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A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with the basics. "So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?" The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for half a minute before replying. "Um ... 22." The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice. "And can you tell us your height, please?" The young lady stands up and produces a measuring tape from her handbag. She then traps one end under her foot and extends the tape to the top of her head. She checks the measurement and announces, "Five foot two!" This isn't looking good so the interviewer goes for the real basics; something the she won't have to count, measure, or lookup. "Just to confirm for our records, your name please?" The blonde bobs her head from side to side for about fifteen seconds, mouthing something silently to herself, before replying, "Mandy!" The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so he asks, "What were you doing when I asked you your name?" "Oh, that!" replies the blonde," I was just running through that song, 'Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you...'."

She should of been in porn... anyway it looks real good

Who said the simpsons couldnt be real...... Click The Picture

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Three kids are in school... A white, a black, and a HISPANIC kid. The teacher tells them to make a sentence with the words liver and cheese. White kid says: "My mom made me a liver and cheese sandwich and it was sooo good." Black kid says: "My daddy told my momma to go get the Government cheese And she didn't, so my daddy punched her in the liver." HISPANIC kid says: "Some kids were trying to look under my sister's dress and I told the cabrones, "Hey!!! liver alone, cheese my sister!"

Que Rica!!!!!!!!!!!

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day the "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, we are very happy that you have passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family." And The Moral of the Story is: Always leave your condoms in the car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that was a good LOL!!!

i would be at a crossroad with beating my kids ass for weed... i would be hard on him because i smoke and i wouldnt be a hypocrit... but i would whoops my kids ass for other things...

For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it." The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Patrick told him; "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike!"

http://www.chiff.com/pop-culture/grammy-awards.htm well i am proud of the best american idol winner kelly clarkson winning the 2 categories that she was nominated in but i was very disappointed that eminem didnt win anything oh well there is next year... who were ya'll favs. to win

the movie looks like its going to be halarious... if you want a better trailer check this site out with sound http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/scarymovie4.html

Just A whole Lot of Great ASS!!!!!!!!!!!

its funny how noone disses the best batman well i atleast in my mind.... Michael Keaton is the best batman and batman 1 and batman returns were good movies... but i just cant put american psycho under the bat mask even if he did pull it off rather well.....

hey is anyone addicted to Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2006??? i aint a golfer or anything like that... but i cant seem to stop playing this game its awesome... Let me know what you all think I am talking about either ps2 or xbox

i am glad to see that some people took my recomendations about this album... Remember the Name is my favorite track but honestly i think every track is sick... And The Track Where'd You Go hits you hard.,, so everyone enjoy!!!

On Tuesday, Nov. 1, the residents of Denver passed The Alcohol-Marijuana Equalization Initiative. This initiative allows adults over the age of 21 to possess up to an ounce of marijuana. This is the first law of its kind making general possession of marijuana legal, but it draws attention to a growing body of city and state laws that take a markedly different stance on marijuana than do federal laws. Denver is the first city to legalize possession of marijuana outright, but ten states, including Colorado, have legalized the use of marijuana for medical purposes. Also, several cities have passed laws making the possession of marijuana the lowest priority for law enforcement. While these developments appear to be a local backlash against federal marijuana laws, the federal anti-drug laws still take priority over state laws. This is why several cities have made marijuana possession the lowest law enforcement priority. These types of laws try to sidestep the federal statutes; they maintain the illegality of marijuana possession but simply do not enforce the law. Even though cities must find loopholes to evade the federal laws, this string of pro-marijuana laws reflects a growing sense among the American public that marijuana may not be as detrimental to society and harmful to individuals as the public was once led to believe. It certainly has its negative aspects such as short-term memory impairment and impaired lung function, but even these are not as harmful as once thought. The Denver law especially draws a comparison between marijuana use and alcohol consumption as a reason for its legalization. In fact, the law goes so far as to set the minimum age for marijuana use as the same as that for alcohol - 21 years old. Proponents of the law argued that marijuana use was as safe as or safer than alcohol use. The text of the initiative itself said that 317 people die annually from alcohol overdose, but there has never been a reported case of a marijuana overdose. Other strong arguments can be made for the legalization of marijuana as well. Marijuana is often called a "gateway drug" - a drug whose use acts as a pathway to abuse of harder drugs. Some researchers claim that marijuana use triggers chemical processes that create a desire for harder drugs. That may be true, but marijuana's "gateway effect" also stems from a simpler mechanism - users must buy from drug dealers who also push harder drugs. If marijuana is legalized, users will buy it from a store, not a drug dealer, and thus will not have as easy access to other drugs. This benefit extends further. Simple economics tell us that if marijuana users are able to buy their drugs from stores rather than drug dealers, there will not be any marijuana dealers left in the streets. There will certainly still be dealers selling other drugs, but controlling the sale of marijuana through legalization will drastically reduce drug dealers' and thus drug lords' stranglehold on society. It will even decrease the number of users of other drugs because some will switch to marijuana from other drugs since it will be cheaper and safer. If marijuana was sold in legitimate stores, its sale could be regulated by the government much more easily and effectively than it is now. Just as the government heavily taxes alcohol and cigarettes, it would be able to tax marijuana to regulate its price. That extra tax revenue could then be directed toward drug treatment programs, for example. There are drawbacks to legalizing marijuana. Even though it will be regulated, the price will still be less than the current street price so more people will use it. Use will also increase as people who were previously only deterred by the risk of punishment will try it. However, that use will be safer since the production process will be legal, regulated and purer. People also point out the possible effects on society ? decreased productivity as people wander around stoned instead of showing up to work, for example. While the legalization would likely need to be timed to coincide with the beginning of a long weekend, most people will not walk away from their daily lives and routines just because marijuana is now legal. Also, companies will be able to regulate marijuana use just as they do alcohol use. People would get fired, for example, if they showed up to work high, just as if they showed up drunk. While the legalization of marijuana is certainly a contentious issue, laws such as Denver's are just the tip of the iceburg of public reaction to outdated federal drug laws. We have been conditioned to believe that marijuana use is an abhorrent evil, but when we slow down and actually look at the facts, the situation looks much different.

March 25 the greatest show (to me) comes to miami who else is going and cant wait till the 25th... check out who is performing and mixing https://www.ultramusicfestival.com/

It came out alreaady last tuesday... the new mike shinoda FORT MINIR is f***ing awesome

Go Family Guy!!!

they dont need to resolve the problem my mexican compadres need to build more tunnels and briong more MOTA!!!!

Hey for the weed loving community so sorry to inform that 2 tons of our marijuana has been confiscated by the dam government.... For the rest of you.... you know you have to be high to be able to build tunnels about half mile long 5 feet high and 5 feet wide and concrete floors all through-out with running water and power... Holy shyt we lost some good MOTA.... http://articles.news.aol.com/news/article....S00010000000001

Whoever hasn't heard the new Fort Minor album is missing out. I am a big rock and hip hop person, but this album is off the chain. Check it out and watch the making of the album that even Jay-Z gives him the biggest props. Mike has some sick lyrics.

freash meat on the hook glad i could put my vote in for lucky 13 babe