March 27, 200620 yr The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has issued a warning > about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is > contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior.> > The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and pronounced "gonna re-elect him." Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed > for the past four years. Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected > include:anti-social personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones, extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to > incorporate new information, pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept > responsibility for own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado, uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history, tendencies towards evangelical theocracy, categorical all-or-nothing > behavior. > > Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas.
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