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New virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease


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The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has issued a warning

> about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is

> contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior.>

> The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and pronounced "gonna re-elect him." Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed

> for the past four years. Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected

> include:anti-social personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones, extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to

> incorporate new information, pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept

> responsibility for own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado, uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography and

history, tendencies towards evangelical theocracy, categorical all-or-nothing

> behavior.

>

> Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas.

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