Calculating your age. Using sex. Which is good.

 

Go.

 

 

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have sex

 

2. Multiply this number by 2

 

3. Add 5

 

4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator

 

5. If you have already had your birthday this year, add 1756 ...

 

If you haven't, add 1755.

 

 

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

 

 

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You should have a three digit number

 

 

The first digit of this is how many times you said you want to have sex.

 

(i.e., how many times you want to have sex each week).

 

The next two numbers are your age!

Apparently this is the only year it will work. I don't know. I'm not a doctor.

 

 

 

:o

Quite simple really.

 

The number of times you want sex is multiplied by 100 which is the first digits of the answer. Then 250 is added. 1756 + 250 = 2006 or this year if you've had your birthday. 1755 +250 = 2005 if you haven't had a birthday yet. You subtract your birth year from this year and amazingly (not) you get your age as the last two digits.

 

And yes it will only work this year. Next year you'd have to add either 1757 or 1756.

it worked

 

i got the number 1422