Our first category: Colors that end in urple

Turd Ferguson Ha its funny

*Buzz* What is purple?

Connery's accent is so cool. im actually trying to say Alex with Seans accent right now *ALEX* damn it sounds so cool... let me go take my medication :blink:

dont feel bad i was doing the same thing *ALEX* teehee

I shall take Famous Titties.

no! do you people have any intelligence?

I'll take The Penis Mightier. "no thats the pen is mightier you bafoon"

dont feel bad i was doing the same thing *ALEX* teehee

oh ok *puts pill back in bottle* *thinks "or should i offer her the pill? she might have the same problem i have*

where did you get that marker?

no! do you people have any intelligence?

purple's doesnt end in urple?

How come I never been on celebrity jeopardy? I was in naked gun that should make me a celebrity.

oh ok *puts pill back in bottle* *thinks "or should i offer her the pill? she might have the same problem i have*

i think i have the same problem, but who cares *does a little dance*

Anyone want to buy a used Ford Bronco?

fine, welcome mr. simpson, unless you want to go by a different name.

hey trebek, your mom has always wondered why you never have a date with a woman.

How come I never been on celebrity jeopardy? I was in naked gun that should make me a celebrity.

i loved that movie. werent you in another funny a$$ movie? or am i just thinking of the trial?

hey trebek, your mom has always wondered why you never have a date with a woman.

that is totally uncalled for.

i think i have the same problem, but who cares *does a little dance*

damn straight *throws pills out the window and knock my kitchen table over* f*** my prescription.

I will take famouse judges for 100 Alex.

its been fun but i got to go to bed, i got to get up at 7:30 tommorow (damn i hate it, last time i take early classes)

damn straight *throws pills out the window and knock my kitchen table over* f*** my prescription.

hahahah good job. just dont kill anyone and if you do, hide the body well. ask OJ for some good spots, though he may have taken them all.

will you let me give you the categories first mr simpson?

 

todays categories are:

 

The Civil War

The Opera

Zoology

 

Wait a minute, these categories are for the teen tournament.

 

Your categories are:

 

Potent Potables

Blue (every answer is blue)

Foods that end in 'IZZA'

'S' Words

Hard Liquor (in this category, I will have a shot of various drinks, you will get cretit for the points)

The Pen Is Mightier

Dumpsters are always good... HEY dont provoke me.

its been fun but i got to go to bed, i got to get up at 7:30 tommorow (damn i hate it, last time i take early classes)

i must go soon as well. i have job now

hahahah good job. just dont kill anyone and if you do, hide the body well. ask OJ for some good spots, though he may have taken them all.

dammit, now she tells me :shifty . OJ let me get Jonny's #