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Elderly Man

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sent this at work thought you might like

 

 

An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of

 

his life in a nursing home.

 

One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.

 

Nurse Tracy asked if

 

there was anything wrong.

 

 

 

"Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Goldstein, "My

 

Private Part died today,and I am very sad."

 

 

 

 

 

Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a

 

little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr.

 

Goldstein, please accept mycondolences.

 

 

 

 

 

The following day, Mr Goldstein was walking down

 

the hall wi th his Private Part hanging out his

 

pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy.

 

 

 

"Mr. Goldstein," she said, "You shouldn't be

 

walking down the hall like that.. Please put your

 

Private Part back inside your pajamas."

 

 

 

But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Goldstein, " I told

 

you yesterday that my Private Part died."

 

 

 

"Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging

 

out of your pajamas?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Well, he replied, "Today's the viewing."

lol

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