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Beer contains female hormones

 

Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the

results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female

hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer

consumption.

The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain

phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

 

To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour

period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

 

1) argued over nothing.

2) refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

3) Gained weight.

4) Talked excessively without making sense.

5) Became overly emotional.

6) Couldn't drive.

7) Failed to think rationally

8) Had to sit down while urinating.

 

No further testing was considered necessary.

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