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Hanukkah


yenta

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*to the tune of The Twelve Days of Christmas

 

 

On the first night of Hanukkah, somebody sent to me, a warm bagel topped with cream cheese.

 

On the second night of Hanukkah, somebody sent to me, two matzo balls and a warm bagel topped with cream cheese.

 

On the third night of Hanukkah, somebody sent to me, three golden latkes, two matzo balls and warm bagel topped with cream cheese.

 

On the fourth night of Hanukkah, somebody sent to me, four pounds of corned beef, three golden latkes, two matzo balls and warm bagel topped with cream cheese.

 

On the fifth night of Hanukkah, somebody sent to me, five kosher dills, four pounds of corned beef, three golden latkes, two matzo balls and warm bagel topped with cream cheese.

 

On the fifth night of Hanukkah, somebody sent to me, five kosher dills, four pounds of corned beef, three golden latkes, two matzo balls and warm bagel topped with cream cheese.

 

On the sixth night of Hanukkah, somebody sent to me, six grandmas cooking, five kosher dills, four pounds of corned beef, three golden latkes, two matzo balls and warm bagel topped with cream cheese.

 

 

On the seventh night of Hanukkah, somebody sent to me, seven rabbis dancing, six grandmas cooking, five kosher dills, four pounds of corned beef, three golden latkes, two matzo balls and warm bagel topped with cream cheese.

 

 

On the eighth night of Hanukkah, somebody sent to me, eight fiddlers fiddling, seven rabbis dancing, six grandmas cooking, five kosher dills, four pounds of corned beef, three golden latkes, two matzo balls and warm bagel topped with cream cheese.

 

 

 

Enjoy the Oy!

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