March 5, 200719 yr A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. he rolled down his window and said "is there a problem officer?" "no problem at all. i just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you with a $5,000 safe driver award. congratulations. what do you think youre going to do with the money?" he thought for a minute and said, "well, i guess ill go get that drivers license." the lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, "oh, dont pay attention to him, he a smart ass when he is drunk and stoned." the guy from the back seat said "I told you we wouldnt get far in a stolen car!" at that moment , there was a knock from the trunk of the car and a muffled vocie said" are we over the border yet?"
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