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6. As far as all of those questions about your playoff performance. Not a problem, Alex. Not a problem. :lol

New Orleans Minnesota Carolina Buffalo Kansas City Miami New England Philadelphia Cleveland Jacksonville Chicago Detroit Seattle Dallas Baltimore San Francisco 7-9

you know, i always had thought the marlins had never been no hit, but then i found out apparently we have been no hit by some dude named ramon martinez... :psign

pretty funny

Paypal offers up to $200 buyer protection on that ring :banana

okay so a guy is near the end of his senior year in high school. Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9 years old. One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk. As you might expect things start to heat up. The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants a new position. Tomato!!! She screams. Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Whoa!! PULL IT OUT!!! PULL IT OUT NOW!!! I can't get pregnant! Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my face!

I think he was also the one that lost a no-no in the 8th@ SD and ended up losing the game, only haven given up 2 hits. I think that was Zambrano, I agree that Cain deserves a better record, at the very least.

Zambrano also was seen charging out of the Cubs' dugout when the fight broke out, and was half-dressed and trying to put his belt on. He had gone into the clubhouse to change jerseys, something he does after three innings in every start. Cubs third-base coach Mike Quade grabbed Zambrano before he got into the mix. "Obviously, you're there trying to help separate people and and not get involved in it," said Quade, who bear-hugged Zambrano from behind. "[Zambrano] came out of the blue. Branyan had just come by me [from left field]. I had half of him, and all of sudden, 'Z' goes in there, and you know, the heck with everybody else, we can't lose him. "He looked to see who it was. I think he realized that we needed him today." :|

I'm honestly not sure if that exchange was sarcastic or not

mcphee :thumbup

he sure is throwing strikes :mischief

as soon as i saw this move i slammed my forehead on various objects. I had absolutely no clue was Fredi was thinking at that moment. I'm pretty sure casual baseball fans could have called that one

A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. he rolled down his window and said "is there a problem officer?" "no problem at all. i just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you with a $5,000 safe driver award. congratulations. what do you think youre going to do with the money?" he thought for a minute and said, "well, i guess ill go get that drivers license." the lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, "oh, dont pay attention to him, he a smart ass when he is drunk and stoned." the guy from the back seat said "I told you we wouldnt get far in a stolen car!" at that moment , there was a knock from the trunk of the car and a muffled vocie said" are we over the border yet?"

wow she can look good, especially in those first couple pics

...i could see this being serious, so i didnt find it too funny lol

Hey guys, im taking my driving test in two weeks to get my license (florida) and I was wondering if you guys had any imput on the driving test. Anyone who has taken the test fairly recently have any advice or stories about a minor thing they did wrong? I'm fine as far as skills go but Im thinking there are some stupid things they might fail you on. Also, do they still test parallel parking? thanks :thumbup

i think the best part is the part where they pick the guy up and throw him around :lol

:lol :lol good one

:lol dont think its been posted here but if it has, apologies.

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseacti...eoid=1472748876 warning: language

rofl, Bob actually was angry that she won the car. I thought she might have got it with those numbers..hilarious!

Florida has won more games than seven teams, including the Chicago Cubs and Baltimore Orioles, who have payrolls of $90.4 million and $72.5 million, respectively. love this.

Where did Looper go? ... :mischief2

september 12th

2) Willis has pitched almost 3 full seasons, only one of which he lost 10 games. Very fallacious to say he is "gauranteed" to lose 10 games every year, or for that matter, that Beckett is gauranteed to win 15 when, in fact, he has never won 15. You sure? Dontrelle: 2004: 10-11 2005: 22-10 Beckett: 2005: 15-8 :lol :lol :lol :lol :whistle :thumbup Seriously, you're retarded. I like how you just pull the part of his post that has some errant facts and then completely ignore the rest of the post. The name calling on this board never ceases to amaze me.. If you don't agree with my opinion, you're retarded!