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Two Indians and a Kentucky Hillbilly were walking through the woods.

All of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small


"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"he called into the cave and listened

closely until he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo! He then

tore off his clothes and ran into the



The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all

about. "Was the other Indian crazy or what?" The Indian replied "No, It is

our custom during mating season when Indian men see cave, they holler

'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If they get an answer back, it

means there's a beautiful woman in there waiting for us."


Just then they came upon another cave. The second Indian ran up to the

cave, stopped, and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" Immediately, there

was the answer. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"from deep inside.

He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.


The Hillbilly wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then

spied a third large cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of the

huge opening, he was thinking, "Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave!

It is bigger than those the Indians found.

There must be some really fine women in this cave!" He stood in front of

the opening and hollered with all his might

"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"


Like the others, he then heard an answering call,


With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave,

tearing off his clothes as he ran.


The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read....









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