And they told us to choose a user name and password that we would remember. What they didn't tell us was that our user name would appear on the bottom of all the receipts at the person who waited on them. So I now have a bunch of customers out there who's receipt says that they were waited on by Bradcore.

 

I'm just glad I didn't choose something like Captain Friggin' Awesome, as awesome at it would be to hear someone make a return.

 

Customer: This doesn't work the way the agent told me it would.

Co-Worker: Do you know who waited on you?

Customer: Uh, Captain Friggin' Awesome.

You definitely should have picked Captain Friggin' Awesome

:lol

You shoulda picked Captain Awesome.

You definitely should have picked Captain Friggin' Awesome

 

 

Thank God you didn't pick Dickhead.

 

"Who waited on you?"

"Some Dickhead."