August 27, 200818 yr Once there was this rich Israeli heiress. And she wanted a husband. She advertised in the "Tel Aviv Tims" saying, "He must be tall dark handsome a war hero and good in bed So after going through several candidates, none of whom met every criterion, there came a knock at the door. They young Israeli heiress opens the door and there stands a tall dark and handsome young man in Israeli paratrooper uniform. His chest is full of medals and combat decorations, but he had obviously been wounded. He had no arms. The young woman said to the man, well I see you're tall, dark and handsome and you're obviously a war hero. But you don't have arms, how oould you be any good in bed? The young Israeli paratrooper answers - "How do you think I knocked on the door?"
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