April 21, 200917 yr http://www.postmodernbarney.com/2009/04/un...plot-summaries/ list is kinda long but its really funny, here are some of my favorites: ALIENS: An unplanned pregnancy leads to complications. BATMAN: Wealthy man assaults the mentally ill. CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY: Deranged pedophile big-business industrialist tortures and mutilates young children. DEBBIE DOES DALLAS: Cheerleaders develop valuable entrepreneurial skills. FIREFLY: In an analogue of the post-Civil War west, a white man on the losing side bosses around a black woman. SERENITY: Men fight for possession of scantily clad mentally ill teenage girl. JUNO: Teen fails to get abortion, ruins lives. SCARFACE: Immigrant finds running his own business stressful, dangerous. SIGNS: Jesus trumps science. STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE: Religious extremist terrorists destroy government installation, killing thousands. SUPERBAD: Boys plan date-rape, sleep together. SUPERMAN RETURNS: Illegal immigrant is deadbeat dad. THE OFFICE: Incompetent boss routinely endangers employees, passes fire-worthy blame, sexually harasses subordinates; is seen as ?hero? compared to people who just actually work. THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST: Mel Gibson fulfills fantasy of showing a Jew beaten to a bloody pulp and killed on-screen. THE PROFESSIONAL: Hired murderer sleeps with little girl. TITANIC: Crazy old widow disregards lifelong memories of husband, children, and grandchildren in favor of that one time she f***ed a bum. WORLD TRADE CENTER: Rag-tag group of underdogs succeed at a massive undertaking despite overwhelming odds, credit success with faith in God.
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