RANDOM EVIDENCE OF A CLUTTERED MIND

Sex, lies and Fiedler's new Superman cape

GREG COTE

gcote@herald.com

 

 

Greg Cote

 

 

 

 

D id you catch that Lawrence Taylor interview on 60 Minutes? It was an astonishing, lurid tale of thousand-dollar call girls, copious crack cocaine and lavish debauchery. But enough about Mike Wallace.

 

? Central Florida has contacted George O'Leary about its football opening. He resigned from Notre Dame in December 2001 after admitting he had lied on his r?sum?. UCF is said to be impressed that O'Leary spent the past two years winning back-to-back Super Bowls and curing cancer.

 

? Appropriate that Toby Keith sang How Do You Like Me Now at halftime of Thursday's Dolphins game in Dallas. Isn't that Jay Fiedler's theme song right now?

 

? Gator-Seminole postgame melee is in a sixth overtime. Ron Zook has pepper-sprayed FSU's horse, and Bobby Bowden is chasing Chris Leak with a clipboard.

 

? Dozens of strangers nationwide are offering to donate a kidney to Alonzo Mourning, verifying Americans' generosity, and also Americans' strong desire to get on Oprah and strike a quickie book deal.

 

? Red Sox signed Curt Schilling.

 

Not to be outdone, George Steinbrenner signed Gary Sheffield and bought future rights to any child born in Japan.

 

? Marlins traded Derrek Lee to Cubs in exchange for Hee Seop Choi. Not to be outdone, the Heat on Monday signed Wang Zhizhi.

 

? Whatever happened to guys named Bob and Al?

 

? UM's basketball team got a raw deal in Las Vegas. Imagine anybody leaving Vegas feeling like that?

 

? Anagram of the Week: After an ex-NFL star's admission of lavish debauchery: L.T.'s confession = cost felon sins.

 

? Heat has been .500 since 0-7 start, and the Panthers are only three points off a playoff pace.

 

Hey, we're all about the bright side, folks!

 

? New movie, Beautiful Boxer, is about a Thai kickboxer who undergoes a sex change and becomes an entertainer in Bangkok. Geez, that same old story again?

 

? Weekend headline you didn't see but might have: Annika Shows More Skin.

 

? Charles Barkley won $800,000 gambling in Vegas. A day later, it was all spent. Not in the casino. In the buffet line.

 

? Tiger Woods has proposed to girlfriend and Swedish model Elin Nordegren. It'll be a small private wedding attended by close friends and spying helicopters.

 

? Howard Schnellenberger's Florida Atlantic Surging Soaring Hootin' Hollerin' Owls move on in NCAA Division I-AA playoffs to face Northern Arizona, which advanced by beating the Arizona Cardinals.

 

? New fish census has determined 317,000 bonefish inhabit South Florida waters. An estimated additional 38,000 bonefish failed to return their census forms.

 

? In the World According to Me: L.T. would be too embarrassed to go on TV.

 

? Parting thought: Been a long while since the Cincinnati Bengals were winning so much.

 

Put it this way. The team's bandwagon is a covered wagon.

 

http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/sports/7392564.htm

 

damn mike wallace and his crazy sex tales and drug stories

? Parting thought: Been a long while since the Cincinnati Bengals were winning so much.

 

Put it this way. The team's bandwagon is a covered wagon.

I'm offended. :lol

 

Florida Atlantic is in the playoffs already? Isn't that program really new?

yeah. its only their third season