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Marlins drop a heartbreaker

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Tonight the Marlins of Miami dropped a hearbreaker to the Phillies of Philadelphia.

 

Now its not a big deal to get our hearts down, as there are many positives to this game. Marlins of Miami starting pitcher Anibal Sanabia threw a gem, showing again why people like his game. Although things did not turn in his favor, its only a minor setback and not a cause for concern.

 

New Marlins of Miami player Mario Ozuna continued his great play. He shows how great he is and will be to the loyal fans of the Marlins of Miami.

 

The unfortunate thing is that the Phillies of Philadelphia cheated their way to a victory, using baseballs laced with bodily fluids and bats full of corkage. But it will be ok, the Marlins of Miami will overcome these cheating scoundrels to end victorious in the end. There will be no other outcome but supreme victory.

 

Never fear loyal fans of Miami. Greater days are ahead of us, and they will be here before you can blink your eye.

Forget Rich and Tommy, someone hire Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf to be the Marlins announcer. I love this guy.

 

Incidentally, al-Sahaf....how is your pal Saddam Hussein?

 

 

Just like Giancarlo Stanton, Saddam is... well-hung. :cool

:patriot

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