Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf

Michael Hill is a great man who makes great decisions. After vanquishing that evil, terrible Team President in Admin Beinfest who put his own goals above the goals of the glorious Miami Marlins baseball organization, it is important to realize that Jeffrey Loria is a great man. He is a great owner who has only one goal in mind, that being to bring more glory to Miami and the Marlins organization. Daniel Jennings is also just perfect in his new role. He will do all that is necessary to bring great players to this team and making sure that we do nothing but achieve success. Believe in Jeffrey Loria. He cares nothing about winning and everything else is secondary. Everything this organization does is for the goal of achieving great success.

Today is a glorious day. It is my pleasure to announce that the Marlins of Miami on this 5 May 2013 have vanquished the great enemy Phillies of Philadelphia. It has been a great battle and we have faced many hardships, but today behind the strength of the baseball throwing of Kevin Quick, and the bat of Alan Hechvaria and Mario Ozuna, we have conquered the enemy hoard. The Phillies of Philadelphia who were guilty of things such as doctoring baseballs and corking bats were unable to find victory. Roy Holladay was absolute trash and as such, we ran straight through him like someone who does not follow the one truth faith of the Marlins of Miami. Let this be a lesson for all who attempt to interfere with the ways of the Marlins of Miami. We will stick your heads on sticks like we have done today and send you back to your homelands. Today is a glorious day in Allah's name. Long live the Marlins of Miami!

Tonight the Marlins of Miami dropped a hearbreaker to the Phillies of Philadelphia. Now its not a big deal to get our hearts down, as there are many positives to this game. Marlins of Miami starting pitcher Anibal Sanabia threw a gem, showing again why people like his game. Although things did not turn in his favor, its only a minor setback and not a cause for concern. New Marlins of Miami player Mario Ozuna continued his great play. He shows how great he is and will be to the loyal fans of the Marlins of Miami. The unfortunate thing is that the Phillies of Philadelphia cheated their way to a victory, using baseballs laced with bodily fluids and bats full of corkage. But it will be ok, the Marlins of Miami will overcome these cheating scoundrels to end victorious in the end. There will be no other outcome but supreme victory. Never fear loyal fans of Miami. Greater days are ahead of us, and they will be here before you can blink your eye.

Marlins win their 4th in a row behind home runs from Stanton, Ruggiano, Polanco and Coghlan. This team is really starting to come together as they are taking down foe after foe, yet again taking down the Cubs of Chicago. Tomorrow the Marlins of Miami go for the sweep. Long live the Marlins baseball team. Long live the benevolent Jeffrey Loria!

Great and well pitched game for the Marlins as Wade Leblanc lead the marlins to a 5-1 victory over the Cubs of Chicago. Things are looking up for the Marlins and we look forward to continued great success in this 2013 baseball campaign.

There is no cause for concern for the Marlins baseball team. We are pitching well and hitting better. This team is going to be winning in no time. Never fear in the power of Mike Stanton, he will be adding to his many home runs already hit. Ricky Nolasco will be adding to his many victories already achieved. The Marlins are the top team in the division.

The year 2006 will be the year that those heathen Americans are finally destroyed by the legions and legions of armies of the great Iraqi citiizens and our Lord Saddam Hussian re-assumes his throne in Baghdad. This war is going the way of Iraq, those heathen Americans are slowly being defeated and losing this war. Soon we will see the ultimate defeat of those American infidels.

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The infidels are leaving the cities. With the leaving of these infidels the great and glorious Babylonian people can rise up again and take over their cities, their towns, their lands. Soon the great and glorious Babylonians will dispose of those filthy Westerners and we will extend our reign to all of our region like our birthright. We will soon rise again. The time is right. Its time for the Babylonians to rise up and we will not be denied. What has happened today is something of our destiny. We will continue to win battles and soon wars. Long live the Babylonians.

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Computers will never overtake the world. Computers are these large machinces that are bulky and too expensive for the everyday person to own. The glorious people of Iraq will never accept these computers as they are very impractical. The glorious Iraqis are the greatest and most civil people on this planet with the most sound leadership anywhere in the world.

Saddam is a kind and benevelont man. He is currently busy working on various projects to ensure prosperity for Iraq for years to come. As far as Osama he is in no way linked to Iraq, his regime is one that differs greatly from the goals of the Iraqi people. We are a peaceful nation and strive to do the best for our people..

All the infiedels running these boards will be beaten back like the holy book promises will occur. The power will return to the people soon dont worry about that at all. The Detroit Tigers are winning the World Series in 2004.

Admin is an arrogant and worthless dictator of these boards. Him and all his infidels will go down in a fiery explosion. The good and gracious people of these boards will rise up and take over, take over these boards so that they can have what is rightfully theirs. These boards are for the people.

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The Florida St. Seminoles have just finished knocking ball after ball out of the ballpark as they crushed the Miami Hurricanes in the College World Series tonight 35-0. The Seminoles were lead by a no-hitter as their pitcher absolutely dominated the game, as the Miami hitters just swung and swung each time coming up empy, much like those dreaded infiedels the United States in their attempt to overthrow the Hussein regime in Iraq.

Bob Dole was the greatest President this nation ever saw during his 4 years in office from 1997 until 2001. The United States was never in better shape then during the Dole years. The economy was robust, unemployment was down, the people loved Bob Dole. If Bob Dole did not want to call it a career and retire after one term, he would of been reelected handidly due to his enormous popularity.