William Jefferson Clinton Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 Hello there my fellow Americans. I'd just like to take this opportunity to wish all you wonderful and amazing American ciitizens a very safe and blessed 2006. May the wrath of God we have experienced in the last 13 months be replaced by the goodness upon our land and our world that we so seek. And to all you fine young American female citizens, may you have a great year and if you need anything, give me a call. Bill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 Where's Dole when you need him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Texan Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 Who knows, maybe Dole is busy with his Viagra tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Dubya Bush Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 Hello there my fellow Americans. I'd just like to take this opportunity to wish all you wonderful and amazing American ciitizens a very safe and blessed 2006. May the wrath of God we have experienced in the last 13 months be replaced by the goodness upon our land and our world that we so seek. And to all you fine young American female citizens, may you have a great year and if you need anything, give me a call. Bill. Bill, my party may despise you, but I admire you. Well said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dubya Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 Hello there my fellow Americans. I'd just like to take this opportunity to wish all you wonderful and amazing American ciitizens a very safe and blessed 2006. May the wrath of God we have experienced in the last 13 months be replaced by the goodness upon our land and our world that we so seek. And to all you fine young American female citizens, may you have a great year and if you need anything, give me a call. Bill. Bill, my party may despise you, but I admire you. Well said. Who you be? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 Dueling Dubyas, not what we needed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Mariotti Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 Baseball beat writer>>Presidents Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Dubya Bush Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 Hello there my fellow Americans. I'd just like to take this opportunity to wish all you wonderful and amazing American ciitizens a very safe and blessed 2006. May the wrath of God we have experienced in the last 13 months be replaced by the goodness upon our land and our world that we so seek. And to all you fine young American female citizens, may you have a great year and if you need anything, give me a call. Bill. Bill, my party may despise you, but I admire you. Well said. Who you be? I am the 43rd President of theUnited States, George W. Bush. You my friend are an imposter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Dole Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 Did someone ask where Bob was? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 The year 2006 will be the year that those heathen Americans are finally destroyed by the legions and legions of armies of the great Iraqi citiizens and our Lord Saddam Hussian re-assumes his throne in Baghdad. This war is going the way of Iraq, those heathen Americans are slowly being defeated and losing this war. Soon we will see the ultimate defeat of those American infidels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Hawking Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 This thread defies all the laws of time and space. Very disturbing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dubya Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 Hello there my fellow Americans. I'd just like to take this opportunity to wish all you wonderful and amazing American ciitizens a very safe and blessed 2006. May the wrath of God we have experienced in the last 13 months be replaced by the goodness upon our land and our world that we so seek. And to all you fine young American female citizens, may you have a great year and if you need anything, give me a call. Bill. Bill, my party may despise you, but I admire you. Well said. Who you be? I am the 43rd President of theUnited States, George W. Bush. You my friend are an imposter. You are the President of NOTHING. YOU HEAR ME NOTHING!!! Karl, get these imposters out of here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Dole Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 Karl who? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbanks Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 Are you a Fairy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kris Kringle Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 I hope you people had a great Christmas season. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Dubya Bush Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 Hello there my fellow Americans. I'd just like to take this opportunity to wish all you wonderful and amazing American ciitizens a very safe and blessed 2006. May the wrath of God we have experienced in the last 13 months be replaced by the goodness upon our land and our world that we so seek. And to all you fine young American female citizens, may you have a great year and if you need anything, give me a call. Bill. Bill, my party may despise you, but I admire you. Well said. Who you be? I am the 43rd President of theUnited States, George W. Bush. You my friend are an imposter. You are the President of NOTHING. YOU HEAR ME NOTHING!!! Karl, get these imposters out of here. Mr. Kerry take off the internet mask and reveal yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer J. Simpson Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 They have the internet on computers now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Thomas Aquinas Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 Who are we to say it is a new year? What an interesting philsophical question we have upon us. I guess you have to trace it all back to the origins of our calendar and the whole aspect of time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Chef Julia Child Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 Marvelous! All my close friends are here. Lets have a late-night dinner party! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Popeil Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 Have you tried my latest invention? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mischief Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 *myself* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Chef Julia Child Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 Have you tried my latest invention? That shotty grill? Hell no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junior Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 *myself* Holy sh*t is that moneyball? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Forman Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 Dumbasses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hat Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 *myself* oh look who it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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