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George Dubya Bush

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  1. I will also lay claim to the "Rich Port" AKA Puerto Rico. Take that US! Dear Beinfest4Prez, You can have it. Joke's on you! :lol Signed, George Dubya Bush
  2. Dear Mexicans, Congratulations on your new government. Let me remind you the US is prepared to invade Mexico if your governments becomes hostile towards the United States. George Dubya Bush
  3. From the moment I met God, I knew I was in love.
  4. If Senator Frist was here my night would be complete.
  5. Hello there my fellow Americans. I'd just like to take this opportunity to wish all you wonderful and amazing American ciitizens a very safe and blessed 2006. May the wrath of God we have experienced in the last 13 months be replaced by the goodness upon our land and our world that we so seek. And to all you fine young American female citizens, may you have a great year and if you need anything, give me a call. Bill. Bill, my party may despise you, but I admire you. Well said. Who you be? I am the 43rd President of theUnited States, George W. Bush. You my friend are an imposter. You are the President of NOTHING. YOU HEAR ME NOTHING!!! Karl, get these imposters out of here. Mr. Kerry take off the internet mask and reveal yourself.
  6. Hello there my fellow Americans. I'd just like to take this opportunity to wish all you wonderful and amazing American ciitizens a very safe and blessed 2006. May the wrath of God we have experienced in the last 13 months be replaced by the goodness upon our land and our world that we so seek. And to all you fine young American female citizens, may you have a great year and if you need anything, give me a call. Bill. Bill, my party may despise you, but I admire you. Well said. Who you be? I am the 43rd President of theUnited States, George W. Bush. You my friend are an imposter.
  7. God is the answer to your dilema young American.
  8. Hello there my fellow Americans. I'd just like to take this opportunity to wish all you wonderful and amazing American ciitizens a very safe and blessed 2006. May the wrath of God we have experienced in the last 13 months be replaced by the goodness upon our land and our world that we so seek. And to all you fine young American female citizens, may you have a great year and if you need anything, give me a call. Bill. Bill, my party may despise you, but I admire you. Well said.
  9. If the Constitution allows it I'd like to be your running mate.
  10. Anyone feel Texas should be annexed? Don't mess with Texas. Any of your military forces step foot in American territory and I'll be sure to bomb the CapeFish Authority further back into the Stone Age than you already are. Signed, George W. Bush US President
  11. I see Bob Dole is very popular around these parts. If only I were that popular.? 955389[/snapback] Well, we all know which Senator user has the best hair. 955439[/snapback] You also own the most orange skin in the Senate.
  12. Why am I not a celebrity? I hate you all. 955972[/snapback] You are a celebrity in my book. Here's a billion dollars. 955994[/snapback] Only a billion? You're getting cheap in your old age. 956004[/snapback] We have our own problems, Israel. We've decided to spend this money on tax cuts. 956035[/snapback] Fair enough, I guess I won't be able to buy those pretty new jet fighters I had my eye on. 956040[/snapback] You are going to use that money on that. You should have said something we'll give them to you for free.
  13. Why am I not a celebrity? I hate you all. 955972[/snapback] You are a celebrity in my book. Here's a billion dollars. 955994[/snapback] Only a billion? You're getting cheap in your old age. 956004[/snapback] We have our own problems, Israel. We've decided to spend this money on tax cuts.
  14. Why am I not a celebrity? I hate you all. 955972[/snapback] You are a celebrity in my book. Here's a billion dollars.
  15. Now now everyone in a few days I will post my recipe of the week. It will truely be a delicatable meal. For John and George I am planning on making flan in the shape of red and blue states. 955583[/snapback] That would be splendid Mrs. Child. May God bless you and may God continue to bless your spatula.
  16. I see Bob Dole is very popular around these parts. If only I were that popular.
  17. im trying to laugh...i really i am. Isn't working. Try again. 883526[/snapback] I'm not trying to get you to laugh. I really want to get this planet off the books.
  18. I'll give you 50 cents for it. 883512[/snapback] No dice. The Ewoks are offering some Imperial weapons along with some cash. Ewoks' offer > yours
  19. Can I offer you some pretzels for the planet? 883507[/snapback] Salted or unsalted? Cheesey or Sour Cream? There are so many types of pretzels.
  20. As President of the United States and Space I have decided to sell the tenth planet. This is a revenue producing measure, I expect this venture to cut the national defecit by 75% by the year 2008. I have already received several bids from the Martians and the Ewoks on the moon. If you are interested please enter your bid here.
  21. Any Red state is a beautiful state. (except Oklahoma)
  22. Steve looks like a Republican, so I'll go with him.
  23. A decade in which a Democrat was president for only 385 days is by-far the best for me. So I go with the 80's. (Can't forget the enormous defense spending budgets.)
  24. We need to name it after a native american god, like the great circle. :plain 881225[/snapback] Chief Wahoo?
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