Das Texan

Trying to get himself out of jail like Luis did! Hope he is granted parole soon.

The Charlotte Bobcats were about as successful as Charlotte Hornets 2.0 has been. Really wonderfully ran franchise.

Luzardo will bring back a nice haul if he is healthy. Tanner Scott will bring back an ok haul if he continues to pitch well. Jizz I assume will produce a decent prospect or two. Aside from those guys....

I 'believe' this really started when the Browns moved to Baltimore and became the Ravens, after intense discussions, it was agreed all the Browns history would remain behind. Before this I believe history of a franchise traveled with a team no matter where they relocated to.

Got out of jail, hits .350 rest of season.

Trevor Rogers (proving again his first half of 2021 was a total fluke)

Dumping this joke and embarassment of a franchise was such a liberating thing to do. Akin to leaving the woman who was mentally abusing you and leaving you feeling trapped. Its like the world got brighter and more hopeful all at once.

no, and thats a large reason why she said fuck it i'm out.

Marlins trying to break records for suckage?

his inability to be a good pitcher probably contributed to that a lot.

she probably approaches luzardo about a deal also.

acquired Jizz's replacement in the deal also.

Can the Marlins just schedule another 120 games v the Rockies this season?

'better' is relative. He has been better than Tim Anderson (not saying much). He isnt that good and will regress to his norms sooner rather than later. But ride the hot stretch to what is it? .1 WAR?

This sounds promising.

It also largely depends on the organization and the publication you write for. Those that write for .com wont ever ask tough questions because it makes their direct bosses look bad.

They really do have some pretty poor jounalists covering this team. But the Scoop heel turn continues to be impressive to witness.

I wouldnt use the word clowns.

Except if I was in charge, this team would be making moves that showed we cared about winning.

And pretty much everyone in baseball except Peter Bendix I guess.

Bruce Sherman.

Those injuries happen, get taken out by that sniper you dont see and ya... it sucks.

The hits just keep on coming* *Unless the Marlins are on offense

Highlight of the fucking season baby!