well my dad just tells me that if i do get married than he will really be convinced that im an idiot

:lol

By the time you realize it was all a tactic to get you to do something... It is too late!

 

You have been assimilated!

well my mom yells to. but by the time she gets to that whatever happened happened and she's just getting her frustrations out.

 

i like to call that "running up the score"

 

also my mom's cuban so she even yells when she's not pissed

you have a dictionary for this stuff well its quite simple

 

you have:

 

the "eye"

the "nuke"

"running up the score"

"the street sweeper"- im in a bad mood so im going to b***h about the smallest thing so i suggest you get out of the way

"the reverse"- im gonna tell you to do whatever you want but im expecting you make the right choice (i.e my choice)

the "payoff"- if the reverse fails, im going to make your life a living hell for a day or 2

 

 

so as you see its really quite simple

well my dad just tells me that if i do get married than he will really be convinced that im an idiot

:lol i thought it was pretty funny also but like i said, he doesnt actually tell me that

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

he just implies it i think

well my dad just tells me that if i do get married than he will really be convinced that im an idiot

:lol i thought it was pretty funny also but like i said, he doesnt actually tell me that

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

he just implies it i think still... pretty funny... :lol

i can imagine him the day i eventually get married in 15-20 years (im 20 by the way)

 

"por un tiempo pense que tenia un hijo intelligente y que se iba esapar. pero la verda es que es tremendo comemierda. que se despierte ante que sea muy tarde porque va estar bien jodio".

 

my spanish spelling is off but whatever. pretty much it translates into:

 

"for a while there i thought he was pretty smart and was going to escape. but the truth is he's a dumbass. his a** better wake up before its to late because he's going to be seriously screwed."

 

my mom would ask in spanish "honey what are you thinking?"

 

"nothing honey. just hoping he has the same happiness we found" *thinking what a dumbass*

"por un tiempo pens? que tenia un hijo inteligente y que se iba escapar. Pero la verdad es que es tremendo comemierda. que se despierte antes de que sea muy tarde porque va a estar bien jodido".

Spoken like a true Cuban, Dominican, Colombian, etc Latino Men!