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A naked woman is bouncing on her bed singing.

 

Her husband walks into the bedroom and sees her.

 

He watches her a while then says, "You look ridiculous! What on earth do you think you're doing?"

 

She says, "I just got my checkup and my doctor says, I have the breasts of an eighteen year old."

 

She starts laughing and jumping again.

 

He says, "Yeah, right. And what did he say about your 50-year-old ass?"

 

She just smiled and said, "Your name never came up!"

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