Hopefully this thread wont be wasted and we could come up with some good Baseball jokes.

 

 

A Scottish man was at a baseball game.

 

It was the first time he had ever seen the sport so he sat

quietly. The first batter approached the plate, took a few

swings and then hit a double. Everyone was on their feet

screaming "Run, Run!"

 

This happened two more times, with a single and a triple. The

Scottish man was now excited and ready to get into the game.

 

The next batter came up and four balls went by. The umpire

called "walk" and the batter started on a slow trot to first. The

Scotsman, extremely excited now, stood up and screamed, "R-R-Run

ye basstarrd, rrrun!"

 

Everyone around him started laughing. So the Scotsman, extremely

embarrassed, sat back down. A friendly fan, seeing the

Scotsman's embarrassment, leaned over and said, "He can't run -

he got four balls."

 

The Scotsman then stood up and screamed, "Walk with pride,

man...walk with pride!"

Found another ! by the way many of these most of you have already heared.

 

Two buddies, Bob and Earl, were two of the biggest baseball fans

in America.

 

Their entire adult lives, Bob and Earl discussed baseball history

in the winter, and they poured over every box score during the

season. They went to 60 games a year. They even agreed that

whoever died first would try to come back and tell the other if

there was baseball in heaven.

 

One summer night, Bob passed away in his sleep after watching the

Yankee victory earlier in the evening. He died happy.

 

A few nights later, his buddy Earl awoke to the sound of Bob's

voice from beyond.

 

"Bob is that you?" Earl asked.

 

"Of course it me," Bob replied.

 

"This is unbelievable!" Earl exclaimed. "So tell me, is there

baseball in heaven?"

 

"Well I have some good news and some bad news for you. Which do

you want to hear first?"

 

"Tell me the good news first."

 

"Well, the good news is that yes, there is baseball in heaven,

Earl."

 

"Oh, that is wonderful! So what could possibly be the bad news?"

 

"You're pitching tomorrow night."

Found another ! by the way many of these most of you have already heared.

 

Two buddies, Bob and Earl, were two of the biggest baseball fans

in America.

 

Their entire adult lives, Bob and Earl discussed baseball history

in the winter, and they poured over every box score during the

season. They went to 60 games a year. They even agreed that

whoever died first would try to come back and tell the other if

there was baseball in heaven.

 

One summer night, Bob passed away in his sleep after watching the

Yankee victory earlier in the evening. He died happy.

 

A few nights later, his buddy Earl awoke to the sound of Bob's

voice from beyond.

 

"Bob is that you?" Earl asked.

 

"Of course it me," Bob replied.

 

"This is unbelievable!" Earl exclaimed. "So tell me, is there

baseball in heaven?"

 

"Well I have some good news and some bad news for you. Which do

you want to hear first?"

 

"Tell me the good news first."

 

"Well, the good news is that yes, there is baseball in heaven,

Earl."

 

"Oh, that is wonderful! So what could possibly be the bad news?"

 

"You're pitching tomorrow night."

that's a good one

Found another ! by the way many of these most of you have already heared.

 

Two buddies, Bob and Earl, were two of the biggest baseball fans

in America.

 

Their entire adult lives, Bob and Earl discussed baseball history

in the winter, and they poured over every box score during the

season. They went to 60 games a year. They even agreed that

whoever died first would try to come back and tell the other if

there was baseball in heaven.

 

One summer night, Bob passed away in his sleep after watching the

Yankee victory earlier in the evening. He died happy.

 

A few nights later, his buddy Earl awoke to the sound of Bob's

voice from beyond.

 

"Bob is that you?" Earl asked.

 

"Of course it me," Bob replied.

 

"This is unbelievable!" Earl exclaimed. "So tell me, is there

baseball in heaven?"

 

"Well I have some good news and some bad news for you. Which do

you want to hear first?"

 

"Tell me the good news first."

 

"Well, the good news is that yes, there is baseball in heaven,

Earl."

 

"Oh, that is wonderful! So what could possibly be the bad news?"

 

"You're pitching tomorrow night."

that's a good one Yup, one of the classic baseball jokes...