January 19, 200422 yr Tribute To New Englanders And Winter When It Comes To Cold, New Englanders Are Unfazed 60? F: Southern Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in New England sunbathe. 50? F: New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. People in New England plant gardens. 40? F: Italian and English cars won't start. People in New England drive with the windows down. 32? F: Distilled water freezes. Maine's Moosehead Lake's water gets thicker. 20? F: Floridians don fur coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in New England throw on a flannel shirt. 15? F: New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in New England have the last cookout before it gets cold. 0? F: All the people in Miami die... New Englanders close the windows. 10? below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico. The Girl Scouts in New England are selling cookies door to door. 25? below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. People in New England get out their winter coats. 40? below zero: Washington, D.C. runs out of hot air. People in New England let the dogs sleep indoors. 100? below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. New Englanders get frustrated because they can't start their "kahs." 460? below zero: All atomic motion stops. People in New England start saying......."Cold 'nuff for ya?" 500? below zero: Hell freezes over. The Red Sox win the World Series.
January 20, 200422 yr 0? F: All the people in Miami die... New Englanders close the windows :o :thumbdown 100? below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. New Englanders get frustrated because they can't start their "kahs." :lol :lol LMFAO OMG That was so funny thanks Chefbob
January 21, 200422 yr 0? F: All the people in Miami die... New Englanders close the windows. :lol lol they just drop dead.
January 21, 200422 yr 500? below zero: Hell freezes over. The Red Sox win the World Series. :lol :lol So we now know for sure that the Red Sox will only win when Hell freezes over :lol
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