Bush would never lie! He can do no wrong! It's them damn liberal commie french people that gave Saddam time to move them WMD's to Iran. Now we have to go to war with Iran to liberate them and git rid of them WMD's. So what if the rest of the world hates us. They don't know squat! That there internet stuff is nothing but a bunch of liberal commie tree hugger horse hockey! I watch the real news on FOX. Fox news is proof enough for me! Now excuse me while I run over a hybrid car with my Hummer.

 

 

I say we get all them liberal communist tree huggers together and run over them with our Hummer's! That'll teach em! Now excuse me while I get back to FOX news and await my next thought instructions.

 

 

That's right! Who cares about them damn Iraqis? Long as we get cheap gas for our SUV's and Hummers. Who cares if it costs them Iraqis a few thousand civilian lives! Remember, we thought they had WMD's!

 

 

Them damn liberal commie tree huggers that don't want to give up all their rights and money for a little security ain't nuttin but a bunch of traitors! Who cares if Bush and them are a bunch of liars! They know what's best for all of us and the rest of the world! Bush stands up for our freedom to waste as much gas as we want with our SUV's! Who cares if the rest of the world hates us for hoggin the world's resources? We're Americans dammit. We're entitled to all the oil we want! When our glottunous way of life is threatened, we have every right to bomb the hell out of the rest of the world! Now excuse me while I fill up my Hummer with gas.

 

 

 

Credit: Several Liberals on OrlandoWeekly Message Board

to break it to ya but conservatives aren't the only ones who drive hummers.

It's all done in good fun...

Weak, DT, very weak stuff.

DT, I am a conservative and my SUV gets better mileage than some "economy" cars. I get 26 mpg at least, when we take the car on the road I can push it 29 mpg whenever not on I-4 because of the damn construction and hills near Lakeland.

what SUV are your driving that is that efficient?

 

I have a question for supposed patriots...where are those WMDs???

DT, I am a conservative and my SUV gets better mileage than some "economy" cars. I get 26 mpg at least, when we take the car on the road I can push it 29 mpg whenever not on I-4 because of the damn construction and hills near Lakeland.

You better show me what SUV you're driving Cape... most I've seen won't do over 24 mpg.