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Grandma's boyfriend


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You have to be very careful how you explain things to kids.

 

A 5-year old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend?"

 

Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend..The TV evangelists keep me company and make me feel so good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm really happy with the TV as my boyfriend."

 

Grandma turned on the TV and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus..Frustrated, she started hitting the back side, hoping to fix the problem.

 

The little boy then heard the doorbell ring so he hurried to open the door and there stood Grandma's minister.

 

The minister said, "hello, son, is your grandma home?"

 

The little boy replied, "Yeah, but she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."

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