SoddenEye

Ugh. Dunns fat head popped up on my app and made me very unhappy

Coulda swore that was his fourth. Ah well! Just count the home run as another strike out and we're all good!

G with the sombrero today. But also had a homer run. So……I guess he's terribly awesome?

MARTEEN doing it all today

Hey Hendo did that once. So basically Phelps is as good as Alvarez!!!!

Cmon Red! Squeeze one more tiny little inning out of this fucker! Give the pen a break! Get all that pitching juice out of him like a toothpaste bottle!

UUUUFFFFFFFF!!!!

What happened?????

That Hech is so hot right now

Quality at bat there Salty

Inching ever so closer to the 3000 mark

Lol that doesn't sound pleasant.

Lol. Used to use that heckle back in little league

THATS THE G IVE COME TO KNOW AND LOVE! FULL COUNT DOOOOOOOONG!

It's nice to see other teams pay for their mistakes

Lol at these errors

I only trust three guys up there. Morris, Ramos, and Shrek

Nah that bullpen needs REST!!! As long as he can keep the beasts at bay for one more inning I'm happy

They're such busta ass busters

Man. He does not want to attack these B team players does he?

Same way they act to any other fan. Drunk and disorderly lol

Was it bad?

He isn't known for taking pitches sadly

I dunno know. That Miami lineup looked pretty terrible at the start of the year. Looked a little fishy oh wait. That was us. :-(

In all honesty he hasn't looked terrible today. If this had been a major league lineup……well that's a different story