MrKB

I know. It's not even like he's a great quarterback or anything.

Hahahahaha

Matt Adams is a dick.

Bulletproof logic.

Nevermind. Fuck him.

Chen has definitely figured something out lately. His sequencing and command are better.

It was three pitches. Means absolutely nothing.

That knock brought Rivera's OPS up to a clean and even .100.

Beautiful setup for the fastball there. I'm impressed.

Be efficient here, Zac.

I saw those kind of frequently in the last two years of Joe Robbie, but not at Marlins Park.

There doesn't appear to be, since some count at the turnstiles (how the Marlins do it now) and some count total tickets sold (as we did in the Loria era).

Except very few people ever even questioned it. I like honesty, but it wouldn't hurt to pad optics in these trying times.

Yep. I would've somehow hated Loria exponentially more, but Jose would still be alive. How bizarre.

I liked Loria's system of reporting attendance much better. It might've been bullshit, but it wasn't quite as embarrassing.

Jose loved it here, and everyone loved him, but that didn't stop Loria and Samson from trading him to the D-Backs for Corbin and Pollock. The D-Backs dropped out at the last minute.

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Yeah, I really thought we were going to win out the rest of the season. Stupid Nationals.

Corbin (6-5, 3.90) vs. Gallen (0-0, 1.80) It'll be nice to see the starting lineup include Harold with JT, Coop, and Walker, assuming it does today. I didn't expect the offense to have this much of an identity at any point this season. Let's make tomorrow a rubber match. We need to win some home series.

Fuck this team. I'm done with this season.

What? The 2013 team had our best pitching this decade.

Is the Phillies bullpen bad enough to give up three runs to this team in limited time?

I know, but we were 14-41 at one point (which won't happen this year) and we still have some promising prospects in the organization now.

Why does this suck feel even worse than the 2013 suck?

He's probably alright, but he's no Jeremy Hermida.