Rudolph William Louis Giul

I plan to be finishing up my second term as President of the United States. 848219[/snapback] I would prefer Giuliani. But you will do. 848551[/snapback] And I would prefer that you focus more on God's work, such as outlawing abortion and gay marriage and inserting judges who agree with these positions, instead of reforming social security. But doing both will suffice. 848593[/snapback] Touche. 848633[/snapback] Never give up! Trust your instincts! /star wars

Shush, Mr. Bush, it's time for church 843574[/snapback] What is that supposed to mean? Take your bisexual talk somewhere else sinner. I don't swing that way. That was only one time....... May God have mercy on your soul. 843589[/snapback] Details!!!!!!! :brigginbounce :brigginbounce :brigginbounce 843607[/snapback] It was initiation day at the White House. Me, Powell, Cheney and Rummy. That's all I will say. The rest is classified. 843666[/snapback] I met Brad Pitt once. He leaned over to me and whispered in my ear: Yankees Rule. I will tell you guys something...For about 2 seconds, I was gay.

Shush, Mr. Bush, it's time for church 843574[/snapback] What is that supposed to mean? Take your bisexual talk somewhere else sinner. I don't swing that way. That was only one time....... May God have mercy on your soul. 843589[/snapback] :o You wern't suppossed to tell anyone, Dubya!

I am depressed. It is almost 12am and Bob Dole hasn't showed up. Not even a message from William Jefferson Clinton. This has put a damper on an otherwise glorious day. 843549[/snapback] But I am Mayor Giuliani. Wasn't my appearance good enough? 843558[/snapback] Ofcourse it was. I owe you so much. You are a lifelong ally. But I was expecting Bob Dole. He is such a comical individual. 843564[/snapback] Okay, you got me. Now lets find Bob!

I am depressed. It is almost 12am and Bob Dole hasn't showed up. Not even a message from William Jefferson Clinton. This has put a damper on an otherwise glorious day. 843549[/snapback] But I am Mayor Giuliani. Wasn't my appearance good enough?

God, if it weren't on tv and I lived in South Florida, I would just go to the damn game. 842314[/snapback] Sir, is there really a Bahamas in Boston? I am a Yankees "fan" so I would not know the least bit about Boston.

I'm glad you chose to travel within the United States. America's economy thanks you. Those orbs are spooky. But aren't they just dust reflecting of the flash of the camera. I will have to order a federal investigation into this issue. 842174[/snapback] Yes, I will use my contacts as well and ge the NYPD on this right away.

Happy Birthday, I'm bisexual. 842307[/snapback] Thanks, I'm straight. 842311[/snapback] Me too.

Hello Mr. Bush.? I finally joined as you wished... 842267[/snapback] Wow. I wasn't expecting this. You are a true American hero Mr. Giuliani. I can't wait for you to replace me. 842304[/snapback] Thank you sir. I appreciate the compliment. I can't wait to replace you either.

Hello Mr. Bush. I finally joined as you wished...