George Dubya Bush Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 a visit from my friend... The one the only... Bob Dole. Where are you Bob? It's been while since we've talked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarlinsFan253 Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 It has been awhile since I saw Bob Dole on here. I think he went to refill his viagra perscription. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John F Kerry Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 How about a visit from another Senator who never became president? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Dubya Bush Posted July 6, 2005 Author Share Posted July 6, 2005 How about a visit from another Senator who never became president? 842129[/snapback] I greatly appreciate your visit. You are one class act away from politics. Maybe you and I can fly out to the Western White House one day and hunt. If William Jefferson Clinton, Al Gore, and all the other political member on the board showed up I would be complete. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolph William Louis Giul Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 Hello Mr. Bush. I finally joined as you wished... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Dubya Bush Posted July 6, 2005 Author Share Posted July 6, 2005 Hello Mr. Bush. I finally joined as you wished... 842267[/snapback] Wow. I wasn't expecting this. You are a true American hero Mr. Giuliani. I can't wait for you to replace me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodge Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 Happy Birthday, I'm bisexual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Dubya Bush Posted July 6, 2005 Author Share Posted July 6, 2005 Happy Birthday, I'm bisexual. 842307[/snapback] Thanks, I'm straight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolph William Louis Giul Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 Hello Mr. Bush.? I finally joined as you wished... 842267[/snapback] Wow. I wasn't expecting this. You are a true American hero Mr. Giuliani. I can't wait for you to replace me. 842304[/snapback] Thank you sir. I appreciate the compliment. I can't wait to replace you either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolph William Louis Giul Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 Happy Birthday, I'm bisexual. 842307[/snapback] Thanks, I'm straight. 842311[/snapback] Me too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senator William Frist M.D. Posted July 7, 2005 Share Posted July 7, 2005 Mr. President, I would also like to wish you a Happy Birthday, and inform you that I look forward to taking over your position in 2008, God willing. Mr. Guliani, you have no chance. For the record, I am also straight, since we all know homosexuality is the Devil's work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rune Posted July 7, 2005 Share Posted July 7, 2005 Hey Frist, for the record you're a giant douche bag! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Dubya Bush Posted July 7, 2005 Author Share Posted July 7, 2005 I cannot believe this. I am truely happy. Everyone has stayed the course, you have not faltered and you have not failed. Thank you Mr. Frist. I still count a few members that have not showed. :whistle I haven't heard from the Clintons. They are nice people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senator William Frist M.D. Posted July 7, 2005 Share Posted July 7, 2005 You are certainly welcome, Mr. President. As to you, Mr. Rune, may God have mercy on your sinful soul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rune Posted July 7, 2005 Share Posted July 7, 2005 As to you, Mr. Rune, may God have mercy on your sinful soul. 843267[/snapback] Eh, I can only hope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Dubya Bush Posted July 7, 2005 Author Share Posted July 7, 2005 You are certainly welcome, Mr. President. As to you, Mr. Rune, may God have mercy on your sinful soul. 843267[/snapback] Now Fristy you aren't an angel yourself. There was that incident after the White House gala involving a video camera, your wife, a broom and Dick Cheney. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarlinGuru Posted July 7, 2005 Share Posted July 7, 2005 Kerry? Bush? Frist? WTF is that. Whoever's doing it, it's not funny. Hmmmm... *looks at moneyball* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Dubya Bush Posted July 7, 2005 Author Share Posted July 7, 2005 Kerry? Bush? Frist? WTF is that. Whoever's doing it, it's not funny. Hmmmm... *looks at moneyball* 843474[/snapback] I assure you my fellow American, it is your Commander-In-Chief. I do not know who Moneyball is but I'm sure she/he is a model American. I think you should show some respect to all these other high ranking Americans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Dubya Bush Posted July 7, 2005 Author Share Posted July 7, 2005 I am depressed. It is almost 12am and Bob Dole hasn't showed up. Not even a message from William Jefferson Clinton. This has put a damper on an otherwise glorious day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolph William Louis Giul Posted July 7, 2005 Share Posted July 7, 2005 I am depressed. It is almost 12am and Bob Dole hasn't showed up. Not even a message from William Jefferson Clinton. This has put a damper on an otherwise glorious day. 843549[/snapback] But I am Mayor Giuliani. Wasn't my appearance good enough? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Dubya Bush Posted July 7, 2005 Author Share Posted July 7, 2005 I am depressed. It is almost 12am and Bob Dole hasn't showed up. Not even a message from William Jefferson Clinton. This has put a damper on an otherwise glorious day. 843549[/snapback] But I am Mayor Giuliani. Wasn't my appearance good enough? 843558[/snapback] Ofcourse it was. I owe you so much. You are a lifelong ally. But I was expecting Bob Dole. He is such a comical individual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodge Posted July 7, 2005 Share Posted July 7, 2005 Shush, Mr. Bush, it's time for church Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolph William Louis Giul Posted July 7, 2005 Share Posted July 7, 2005 I am depressed. It is almost 12am and Bob Dole hasn't showed up. Not even a message from William Jefferson Clinton. This has put a damper on an otherwise glorious day. 843549[/snapback] But I am Mayor Giuliani. Wasn't my appearance good enough? 843558[/snapback] Ofcourse it was. I owe you so much. You are a lifelong ally. But I was expecting Bob Dole. He is such a comical individual. 843564[/snapback] Okay, you got me. Now lets find Bob! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Dubya Bush Posted July 7, 2005 Author Share Posted July 7, 2005 Shush, Mr. Bush, it's time for church 843574[/snapback] What is that supposed to mean? Take your bisexual talk somewhere else sinner. I don't swing that way. That was only one time....... May God have mercy on your soul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolph William Louis Giul Posted July 7, 2005 Share Posted July 7, 2005 Shush, Mr. Bush, it's time for church 843574[/snapback] What is that supposed to mean? Take your bisexual talk somewhere else sinner. I don't swing that way. That was only one time....... May God have mercy on your soul. 843589[/snapback] :o You wern't suppossed to tell anyone, Dubya! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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