Posted July 6, 200519 yr a visit from my friend... The one the only... Bob Dole. Where are you Bob? It's been while since we've talked.
July 6, 200519 yr It has been awhile since I saw Bob Dole on here. I think he went to refill his viagra perscription.
July 6, 200519 yr Author How about a visit from another Senator who never became president? 842129[/snapback] I greatly appreciate your visit. You are one class act away from politics. Maybe you and I can fly out to the Western White House one day and hunt. If William Jefferson Clinton, Al Gore, and all the other political member on the board showed up I would be complete.
July 6, 200519 yr Author Hello Mr. Bush. I finally joined as you wished... 842267[/snapback] Wow. I wasn't expecting this. You are a true American hero Mr. Giuliani. I can't wait for you to replace me.
July 6, 200519 yr Hello Mr. Bush.? I finally joined as you wished... 842267[/snapback] Wow. I wasn't expecting this. You are a true American hero Mr. Giuliani. I can't wait for you to replace me. 842304[/snapback] Thank you sir. I appreciate the compliment. I can't wait to replace you either.
July 6, 200519 yr Happy Birthday, I'm bisexual. 842307[/snapback] Thanks, I'm straight. 842311[/snapback] Me too.
July 7, 200519 yr Mr. President, I would also like to wish you a Happy Birthday, and inform you that I look forward to taking over your position in 2008, God willing. Mr. Guliani, you have no chance. For the record, I am also straight, since we all know homosexuality is the Devil's work.
July 7, 200519 yr Author I cannot believe this. I am truely happy. Everyone has stayed the course, you have not faltered and you have not failed. Thank you Mr. Frist. I still count a few members that have not showed. :whistle I haven't heard from the Clintons. They are nice people.
July 7, 200519 yr You are certainly welcome, Mr. President. As to you, Mr. Rune, may God have mercy on your sinful soul.
July 7, 200519 yr As to you, Mr. Rune, may God have mercy on your sinful soul. 843267[/snapback] Eh, I can only hope.
July 7, 200519 yr Author You are certainly welcome, Mr. President. As to you, Mr. Rune, may God have mercy on your sinful soul. 843267[/snapback] Now Fristy you aren't an angel yourself. There was that incident after the White House gala involving a video camera, your wife, a broom and Dick Cheney.
July 7, 200519 yr Kerry? Bush? Frist? WTF is that. Whoever's doing it, it's not funny. Hmmmm... *looks at moneyball*
July 7, 200519 yr Author Kerry? Bush? Frist? WTF is that. Whoever's doing it, it's not funny. Hmmmm... *looks at moneyball* 843474[/snapback] I assure you my fellow American, it is your Commander-In-Chief. I do not know who Moneyball is but I'm sure she/he is a model American. I think you should show some respect to all these other high ranking Americans.
July 7, 200519 yr Author I am depressed. It is almost 12am and Bob Dole hasn't showed up. Not even a message from William Jefferson Clinton. This has put a damper on an otherwise glorious day.
July 7, 200519 yr I am depressed. It is almost 12am and Bob Dole hasn't showed up. Not even a message from William Jefferson Clinton. This has put a damper on an otherwise glorious day. 843549[/snapback] But I am Mayor Giuliani. Wasn't my appearance good enough?
July 7, 200519 yr Author I am depressed. It is almost 12am and Bob Dole hasn't showed up. Not even a message from William Jefferson Clinton. This has put a damper on an otherwise glorious day. 843549[/snapback] But I am Mayor Giuliani. Wasn't my appearance good enough? 843558[/snapback] Ofcourse it was. I owe you so much. You are a lifelong ally. But I was expecting Bob Dole. He is such a comical individual.
July 7, 200519 yr I am depressed. It is almost 12am and Bob Dole hasn't showed up. Not even a message from William Jefferson Clinton. This has put a damper on an otherwise glorious day. 843549[/snapback] But I am Mayor Giuliani. Wasn't my appearance good enough? 843558[/snapback] Ofcourse it was. I owe you so much. You are a lifelong ally. But I was expecting Bob Dole. He is such a comical individual. 843564[/snapback] Okay, you got me. Now lets find Bob!
July 7, 200519 yr Author Shush, Mr. Bush, it's time for church 843574[/snapback] What is that supposed to mean? Take your bisexual talk somewhere else sinner. I don't swing that way. That was only one time....... May God have mercy on your soul.
July 7, 200519 yr Shush, Mr. Bush, it's time for church 843574[/snapback] What is that supposed to mean? Take your bisexual talk somewhere else sinner. I don't swing that way. That was only one time....... May God have mercy on your soul. 843589[/snapback] :o You wern't suppossed to tell anyone, Dubya!
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