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Shush, Mr. Bush, it's time for church

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What is that supposed to mean?

 

Take your bisexual talk somewhere else sinner. I don't swing that way. That was only one time....... May God have mercy on your soul.

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Details!!!!!!! :brigginbounce :brigginbounce :brigginbounce

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Shush, Mr. Bush, it's time for church

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What is that supposed to mean?

 

Take your bisexual talk somewhere else sinner. I don't swing that way. That was only one time....... May God have mercy on your soul.

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Details!!!!!!! :brigginbounce :brigginbounce :brigginbounce

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It was initiation day at the White House.

 

Me, Powell, Cheney and Rummy. That's all I will say. The rest is classified.

Shush, Mr. Bush, it's time for church

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What is that supposed to mean?

 

Take your bisexual talk somewhere else sinner. I don't swing that way. That was only one time....... May God have mercy on your soul.

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Details!!!!!!! :brigginbounce :brigginbounce :brigginbounce

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It was initiation day at the White House.

 

Me, Powell, Cheney and Rummy. That's all I will say. The rest is classified.

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I met Brad Pitt once. He leaned over to me and whispered in my ear: Yankees Rule.

 

I will tell you guys something...For about 2 seconds, I was gay.

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Wow. WTF happened here? I missed out on all the fun.

Mr. President, I heard something on Conan that you fell down stairs or something of the sort.? Are you okay?

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He fell off his bike.

 

Link

 

:lol :lol

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Mr. President, I heard something on Conan that you fell down stairs or something of the sort. Are you okay?

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Thanks for your concern. I am okay. I just took a nasty spill. This happens regularly actually when I mountain bike. This is how important fitness is to me.

Mr. President, I heard something on Conan that you fell down stairs or something of the sort.? Are you okay?

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Thanks for your concern. I am okay. I just took a nasty spill. This happens regularly actually when I mountain bike. This is how important fitness is to me.

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Trust me, falling off a bike is nothing compared to dealing with Teresa after being defeated in the election.

Why are you stealing my person? We all know there is only one George W Bush and that is *looks in mirror* me. Now you must excuse me, I must go play with my GI Joe army toys.

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Why are you stealing my person? We all know there is only one George W Bush and that is *looks in mirror* me. Now you must excuse me, I must go play with my GI Joe army toys.

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This is just a cheap attempt at making me look dumb, America. I am your true President. I will have this copycat taken care of soon.

 

I will not falter and I will prevail.

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Bob was busy filming some new ads for Viagra. How are you today Mr. Bush?

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O....M.....G!

 

I forgive you. I'm doing very well. Ironically today my doctor cleared me to use Viagra. Anything new Bob? I just finished reading your latest book. Enjoyed it very much, great read.

Bob can sell you some if you would like it. He earns a 10% bonus on it. Thank you Bob's been trying to recover from his fall and is still not himself.

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