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  1. Congrats to a fellow senator who couldn't get elected president.
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    You're can't be on celebrity, as you are no longer a celebrity. I'm the new Senator who couldn't beat the incumbent in the presidential election around here now.
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    It is an honour to hear from you, President Clinton. You were truley the greatest our country has seen since the first JFK. Al you are a disgrace to our party. You shamefully let the Republicans steal Florida while I simply let them win it.
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    I personally think i'm the hottest celebrity on this site. 956375[/snapback] I'm going to have to disagree with you.
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    I see Bob Dole is very popular around these parts. If only I were that popular.? 955389[/snapback] Well, we all know which Senator user has the best hair. 955439[/snapback] Looking for some underaged fun, John? Just PM me. I won't tell Teresa. 955458[/snapback] I don't swing that way, unlike Dick Cheney's daughter, who's gay.
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    I see Bob Dole is very popular around these parts. If only I were that popular. 955389[/snapback] Well, we all know which Senator user has the best hair.
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    So once I was playing football, and
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    You think living with a ghost is scary? Try getting in bed with Teresa every night. Thinking about all that money is all that keeps me going.
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    Any station that interviews me is a fine television station for John Kerry's America.
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    The 1960's, it started an age of liberalism and the Kennedy administration started a long era of the Democrats controlling the Senate. Also, I won 3 Purple Hearts.
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    Madden. I usually enjoy throwing touchdowns as George Favre at Lambert Field.
  12. Mr. President, I heard something on Conan that you fell down stairs or something of the sort.? Are you okay? 843779[/snapback] Thanks for your concern. I am okay. I just took a nasty spill. This happens regularly actually when I mountain bike. This is how important fitness is to me. 844020[/snapback] Trust me, falling off a bike is nothing compared to dealing with Teresa after being defeated in the election.
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    I want to make it clear that I am not in favor of legalizing gay marriage, despite what my former opponent wants the American people to believe.
  14. As a long suffering Red Sox fan, who was at the game in 1986 when the Steve Buckner let the ball go between his legs, I want to see my team get home field advantage in the world series to win a second superbowl. I'm sure my favorite, Manny Ortiz, will allow the AL to win victory the way I could not in November.
  15. This is an obvious propaganda by the Bush administration to help Bush gain support for Jeb in 2008.