John F Kerry

Congrats to a fellow senator who couldn't get elected president.

You're can't be on celebrity, as you are no longer a celebrity. I'm the new Senator who couldn't beat the incumbent in the presidential election around here now.

It is an honour to hear from you, President Clinton. You were truley the greatest our country has seen since the first JFK. Al you are a disgrace to our party. You shamefully let the Republicans steal Florida while I simply let them win it.

I personally think i'm the hottest celebrity on this site. 956375[/snapback] I'm going to have to disagree with you.

I see Bob Dole is very popular around these parts. If only I were that popular.? 955389[/snapback] Well, we all know which Senator user has the best hair. 955439[/snapback] Looking for some underaged fun, John? Just PM me. I won't tell Teresa. 955458[/snapback] I don't swing that way, unlike Dick Cheney's daughter, who's gay.

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So once I was playing football, and

You think living with a ghost is scary? Try getting in bed with Teresa every night. Thinking about all that money is all that keeps me going.

Any station that interviews me is a fine television station for John Kerry's America.

The 1960's, it started an age of liberalism and the Kennedy administration started a long era of the Democrats controlling the Senate. Also, I won 3 Purple Hearts.

Madden. I usually enjoy throwing touchdowns as George Favre at Lambert Field.

Mr. President, I heard something on Conan that you fell down stairs or something of the sort.? Are you okay? 843779[/snapback] Thanks for your concern. I am okay. I just took a nasty spill. This happens regularly actually when I mountain bike. This is how important fitness is to me. 844020[/snapback] Trust me, falling off a bike is nothing compared to dealing with Teresa after being defeated in the election.

I want to make it clear that I am not in favor of legalizing gay marriage, despite what my former opponent wants the American people to believe.

As a long suffering Red Sox fan, who was at the game in 1986 when the Steve Buckner let the ball go between his legs, I want to see my team get home field advantage in the world series to win a second superbowl. I'm sure my favorite, Manny Ortiz, will allow the AL to win victory the way I could not in November.

This is an obvious propaganda by the Bush administration to help Bush gain support for Jeb in 2008.