September 1, 200521 yr lets see how to word this... I guess I don't know the wording but I can give examples... one time I was here at work, and I had to ask a question to this lady. She was still sitting and I was standing. So she was looking up at me... later when I was leaving work...I looked in the mirror of my car and saw that I had about 15 thousand boogers in my nose hahahahaha!!! :plain HAS SOMETHING LIKE THIS EVER HAPPEND TO YOU? one more... I guess today...you're smiling or doing whatever...then later you realize you have a black thing stuck in your damn teeth!! :thumbdown hahahahaha!!! :embarassed
September 1, 200521 yr Author I'm the queen of embarrassing myself, I know what you mean :thumbup I need to be more slick. 925661[/snapback] examples please!! :mischief
September 1, 200521 yr One day when I was in Elem school I was playing on the play ground and I fell and my leg got stuck in one of the bars (It was raining that day so it was slippery). Well they were going to call 911 because they couldnt get my leg out of the bar. People were standing around me just laughing. I was crying too :shifty That was not fun :blush Oh and after I go out for dinner with someone we always do a teeth check.. I tell them to smile and if nothing is in their teeth I say.. Okay.. :thumbup Thats how I keep myself out of the food in teeth embarrasment
September 1, 200521 yr Author LMAO!!! this thread is intended to make people laugh... you made me feel bad for you...even though I'm still laughing! :mischief2 :lol lol sorry!! any stories of like...you're on a first date...and all of a sudden you FART so damn loud and get embarassed like hell?! LMFAO!! This is the kind of stuff I'm looking for!! :thumbup
September 1, 200521 yr LMAO!!! this thread is intended to make people laugh... you made me feel bad for you...even though I'm still laughing! :mischief2 :lol lol sorry!! any stories of like...you're on a first date...and all of a sudden you FART so damn loud and get embarassed like hell?! LMFAO!! This is the kind of stuff I'm looking for!! :thumbup 925673[/snapback] I had the flu one night, but went to my buddys house to play holdum and watch wrestlemania anyway. There was alot of beer and whiskey available. So I was sick and drunk. After we left my buddys house we went to the pub, I drank some more, and puked in the bathroom. I tried to be cool about it and just leave, but I slipped and fell down in the puke. It was disguisting, I also puked in my car that night.
September 1, 200521 yr LMAO!!!? this thread is intended to make people laugh... you made me feel bad for you...even though I'm still laughing! :mischief2? :lol lol sorry!! any stories of like...you're on a first date...and all of a sudden you FART so damn loud and get embarassed like hell?! LMFAO!! This is the kind of stuff I'm looking for!! :thumbup 925673[/snapback] I had the flu one night, but went to my buddys house to play holdum and watch wrestlemania anyway. There was alot of beer and whiskey available. So I was sick and drunk. After we left my buddys house we went to the pub, I drank some more, and puked in the bathroom. I tried to be cool about it and just leave, but I slipped and fell down in the puke. It was disguisting, I also puked in my car that night. 925680[/snapback] :barf Thats gross
September 1, 200521 yr Author hahahahahahaha!!!!!!! That's classic! :lol once...I was at Office Depot...getting some copies of stuff in the Copy Center...and the lady made some sort of joke...and I laughed...but you know the kind of laugh where you just use your nose? and kind of breathe out? well I did that and boogers popped out!!!! :lol hahahaha I turned around quickly and tried to play it off :plain LMFAO!!!
September 2, 200521 yr LMAO!!!? this thread is intended to make people laugh... you made me feel bad for you...even though I'm still laughing! :mischief2? :lol lol sorry!! any stories of like...you're on a first date...and all of a sudden you FART so damn loud and get embarassed like hell?! LMFAO!! This is the kind of stuff I'm looking for!! :thumbup 925673[/snapback] I had the flu one night, but went to my buddys house to play holdum and watch wrestlemania anyway. There was alot of beer and whiskey available. So I was sick and drunk. After we left my buddys house we went to the pub, I drank some more, and puked in the bathroom. I tried to be cool about it and just leave, but I slipped and fell down in the puke. It was disguisting, I also puked in my car that night. 925680[/snapback] :barf Thats gross 925685[/snapback] Tell me about it. I've decided from now on if I got the flu might as well not add beer to the mix. Had to pay out alot of $$ to get my car detailed too, and clean the pubs bathroom. I also lost alot playing holdum, so it was an all around bad night.
September 2, 200521 yr LMAO!!!? this thread is intended to make people laugh... you made me feel bad for you...even though I'm still laughing! :mischief2? :lol lol sorry!! any stories of like...you're on a first date...and all of a sudden you FART so damn loud and get embarassed like hell?! LMFAO!! This is the kind of stuff I'm looking for!! :thumbup 925673[/snapback] I had the flu one night, but went to my buddys house to play holdum and watch wrestlemania anyway. There was alot of beer and whiskey available. So I was sick and drunk. After we left my buddys house we went to the pub, I drank some more, and puked in the bathroom. I tried to be cool about it and just leave, but I slipped and fell down in the puke. It was disguisting, I also puked in my car that night. 925680[/snapback] :barf Thats gross 925685[/snapback] Tell me about it. I've decided from now on if I got the flu might as well not add beer to the mix. Had to pay out alot of $$ to get my car detailed too, and clean the pubs bathroom. I also lost alot playing holdum, so it was an all around bad night. 925688[/snapback] Stay home next time or bring a bucket with you :lol :barf
September 2, 200521 yr Ahh the bucket...thats how my mom handled me being sick when I was a little kid. Hand me a bucket, tell me to make sure to not miss the bucket, then leave for work.
September 2, 200521 yr Author I know other people have funny stories!!!... *waiting* this one time I got some eggs from the fridge, we had one in the garage, and I was bringing them in to the house... I was young back then, still wearing tighty whities ( :plain ) and I put them in there as a joke and they f-ing broke!!!!
September 2, 200521 yr I know other people have funny stories!!!... *waiting* this one time I got some eggs from the fridge, we had one in the garage, and I was bringing them in to the house... I was young back then, still wearing tighty whities ( :plain ) and I put them in there as a joke and they f-ing broke!!!! 925720[/snapback] :lol :plain
September 2, 200521 yr Author LMFGDAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahaha when girls passed by, did you just pretend you didn't know him?!?!?! :lol :lol :lol :lol
September 2, 200521 yr Author So once I was playing football, and 925770[/snapback] HAHAHAHA!!!! that is f-ing GREAT!! hahaa
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