NOTtheILMarlins

Bell gives up 8 runs.

10 dollars to the person who correctly guesses the game in which our fortune changes in June, I'm so sick of losing in this month, it's like they plan it, at least the schedule makers.

2-5, 4-10, 6-15, 8-20. Expect eight wins in June.

THIS TEAM f***INGGGGGGGGG f***SSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Over/Under 6 wins this June.

The 'Marlins' user is a prick, seriously this is why you don't mess around with baseball superstitions.

This bullpen F***ing sucks compared to last year what the hell happened?

Blow it up, season over.

Christ Hanley you F***ing blow.

It is so irritating to have to watch this sometimes as a fan, I want them to win but their droughts are like so bad.

Reyes needs to steal 3rd if were going to score.

Got a bunch of triple A players on this team, New Orleans should win the triple A championship for years to come. Seriously. Its amazing this team is over 500. Lomo, Coghlan, Buck, Kearns, Peterson, Solano, and Ruggiano would be in AAA on the majority of teams.. Although the later of the two have shown signs of offense lately though. Add Murphy. Solano and Ruggs have both been solid since coming up. I don't understand why Coghlan is continuing to get starts, it doesn't matter that he's left handed if he sucks.

Got a bunch of triple A players on this team, New Orleans should win the triple A championship for years to come. Seriously. Its amazing this team is over 500. Lomo, Coghlan, Buck, Kearns, Peterson, Solano, and Ruggiano would be in AAA on the majority of teams.. Although the later of the two have shown signs of offense lately though. Add Murphy.

Did anyone else hear that moan before commercial break Women on the set, lol.

They are very good in finding different ways how not to score. The team is mentally down. Ozzie should step up (he is paid for that) and call Castro's help or whatever is suitable in Little Havanna. Why do you always type in grey below your first sentence? lol?

Got a bunch of triple A players on this team, New Orleans should win the triple A championship for years to come.

They won't score. nope, GIDP. So predictable.

They won't score. nope, GIDP.

Coghlan is going to make an out.

Swing the bat Kearns, sheesh.

Dobbs is so good, he should be in the lineup every night.

8-3 Marlins wives on top.

This has got to be on the hitting coach. Could they get somebody good please? I don't know why more people aren't calling for Perez's head. This is an entire line up underachieving (except Stanton and Infante, even though both are still streaky as hell), failing to come up with clutch hits, and overall not having a very good approach at the plate. Perez sucks I don't even know why he is here I've been wondering about that move since it happened.

Softball Marlins wives will be 0-40 with RISP.

Score runs damn it.