Everything posted by NOTtheILMarlins
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6/8 | Rays vs Marlins | 7:10 PM
Hopefully Dobbs takes over 1st permanently Morrison blows, he will retire and become a Twitter phenom.
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6/8 | Rays vs Marlins | 7:10 PM
Nolasco is back to his normal self giving up plenty of runs per game anyway.
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6/8 | Rays vs Marlins | 7:10 PM
1-22 RISP last 4 games. 0-5 tonight Imagine how good we could be if... oh wait... May.
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6/8 | Rays vs Marlins | 7:10 PM
Same sh*t as years passed this is like the 4th year this team has been really terrible with RISP, and it's probably been longer.
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6/8 | Rays vs Marlins | 7:10 PM
This team F***ing blows.
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6/8 | Rays vs Marlins | 7:10 PM
Prometheus looks way more interesting than the Marlins right now.
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6/7 Post Game
People, I strongly urge you to not be Cubs fans. Yes, you can have superstitions. And yes, the thread about the Marlins being on fire was in very bad form, but don't go down this road of curses and reversing curses. You'll wind up being susceptible to things like sleeping with a goat while your best friend tapes it if means it'll get you a World Series championship, and guess what? You still won't have that World Series championship. I hate losing to the Braves and their army of zombie racist chanters, but this isn't the way to deal with it. If we're going to do it, we're going to do it OUR way. Drowning in an alphabet soup of statistics, demanding a certain member of the coaching staff be fired immediately even though it will make minimal difference, and shouting for a minor league player who will likely not be an improvement, but must be immediately brought in because he will be a GAME CHANGER. At least when we do it our way, we've seen our team win the World Series. Twice. So, please, let us go back to saying how John Buck has some of the worst OPS, SODA, and LANDO in major league history this season, call for Espada's head on a platter (Serious note: Espada, you're doing just fine. You were just the first name off the top of my head. Sorry), and if we call up Sanabia to be our long relief, all of our problems, including our offensive ones, will disappear. Props, very good, I clap for you. Edit: +10 for drowning in an alphabet soup of statistics, such imagination.
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6/7 Post Game
0-3 when we needed to go 9-2. No way to dig out of this hole. Best case is to go 9-2 in the next 14 games and maybe we can be a .500 team. Time to start thinking about 2014. Will Stanton be in Dodger blue by then? Don't expect any help from Fernandez, Yelich, and Heaney by 2014 because they'll all be busts. Conley will also realize he has topped out in A ball, and will post a .565 BA against in double a.
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6/7 Post Game
0-3 when we needed to go 9-2. No way to dig out of this hole. Best case is to go 9-2 in the next 14 games and maybe we can be a .500 team. Time to start thinking about 2014. ROTFL.
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June 7, 2012 ~ 7:10 pm ~ Braves @ Marlins
Let's give the Braves some credit they were playing way hell below their talent level before this series, especially considering most had them winning the division (including myself) before the season started. That being said I think the Marlins were playing slightly above their talent level and this series for whatever reason they are playing way below it. *Shrugs* Baseball is weird but it's a long season.
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June 7, 2012 ~ 7:10 pm ~ Braves @ Marlins
This team doesn't have a full capable line up just a bunch of Triple A players that are playing in the majors and thats the truth. Just when you think were on the verge of something our luck runs out, that being said it's still early and were definitely still in it. I want to know the bids going for 'Marlins' head right about now, what a stupid time to post that. (Even though it really has nothing to do with how the team plays)
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June 7, 2012 ~ 7:10 pm ~ Braves @ Marlins
this is difficult to watch. how does sh*t change so much from one month to the next? baseball is so f***ing weird sometimes. It's very much like a roller coaster especially this team, but hell don't expect this to even stop remember last June, smh.
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6/6 Post Game
0-2 of the most important games of the season. Must go 9-0 now to finish 9-2 in the next 14 games or the season is over. hahahaha, so hilarious reading this. Photo of the year, well at least I think we could use him.
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6/6 Post Game
It's a marathon not a sprint, fwiw, were in a perfect position right now anything can happen as long as we don't have a ridiculous slide.
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6/6 Braves @ Marlins -- 7 PM
f*** this team, burn it down, end it, its over, season over. Posts like this annoy the hell out of me. What's worse is that I never know if they're just trolling, or if there really is such a thing as being that much of a pessimist sports fan. :compsmash Don't worry I was just trolling bra. Its 2-3 in june and not the end of the world, unfortunately we will need to find some better hitters.
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6/6 Post Game
JJ had a good night, save up giving a hit to the pitcher, frankly you can't do that. 2 hits is unacceptable and has Omar ever struck out twice in a game other than tonight? Logan Morrison is starting to replicate Gaby Sanchez and the rest of that bottom part of the lineup are just scrubs. Team also needs to be patient and draw walks not swing at 3-1 pitches... I don't care how HARD you hit the ball, an out is an out. Win tomorrow to get to .500 for June.
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6/6 Braves @ Marlins -- 7 PM
jk but they suck for real.
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6/6 Braves @ Marlins -- 7 PM
f*** this team, burn it down, end it, its over, season over.
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6/6 Braves @ Marlins -- 7 PM
That would have been a fielders choice even if Infante reached.
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6/6 Braves @ Marlins -- 7 PM
Damn it that was ball 4.
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6/6 Braves @ Marlins -- 7 PM
Reyes needs to extend his hit streak and Omar just need to be Omar, Hanley needs to be a winner.
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6/6 Braves @ Marlins -- 7 PM
I seriously want to punch that orange shirt dickmouth square in the face. UGH. It's one thing to have fun at a ballgame, it's another thing to be annoying about it WHEN WE'RE f***ING LOSING. Who is the orange shirt guy?
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6/6 Braves @ Marlins -- 7 PM
Terrible offense strikes again. We've got serious lineup issues after Stanton Were going to need to add a veteran bat no doubt, and Kearns should get healthy again for more options and so should Bonifacio.
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6/6 Braves @ Marlins -- 7 PM
2 hits and were still in it, all we need is a blast and for Omar to stop striking out a 11% k rate, come on Omar.
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6/6 Braves @ Marlins -- 7 PM
D ffinnnggg murphy?