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Mitch Hedberg

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I know the name, can't place the face... What are some of his bits I might have heard...


He's not that sellout with the "Here's your sign... RELOADED" crap with the ridiculous Matrix cover is he?

I don't know about the reloaded thing. Some of his jokes from the first CD:


At my hotel room, my friend came over and asked to use the phone. I said "Certainly." He said "Do I need to dial 9?" I say "Yeah. Especially if it's in the number. You can try four and five back to back real quick."


My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come in real handy when you're gambling. "Come on, four billion! f***. Seven. Not even close. I need more dice."


On a traffic light green means go and yellow means yield, but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where the f*** did you get that banana at...

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