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Open Letter to Those Attending Games

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This is a request to all of you who plan on attending a game and sitting in Section 129. Please, please, please:

 

LEAVE YOUR FREAKIN' CELL PHONES AT HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

If I have to sit around five idiots who spend the entire f***ing game calling their buddies in the stadium and repeating over and over again, "Can you see me? I'm over here waving. Look at me. Dude, I'm standing! LOOK!" I swear to God, the next time the moron behind me was going to call his "buddy" I was going to chuck his cell phone onto the field, but then I was afraid Carl Everett was going to have another flash back to the time somebody threw a cell phone at him. Then again, maybe that's why a phone was thrown at him last season!

 

So, please,

 

LEAVE YOUR FREAKIN' CELL PHONES AT HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Or at least stop being a f***ing prick and don't call your other idiot buddy during the second inning and missing the Choi HR!

was anybody with a "in jack we trust" sign in section 447 is was sitting in 446

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